Joey Mimosa

Rap game Carrie Bradshaw. Song Maker. Life, love and the pursuit of memes. بسم الله Instagram:@joeymimosa Snapchat: joefuller4

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Joining @SportsCenter on the next steps for LeBron James -- a free agent now:

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You’re telling me my honey baked this ham?!

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Jesus is the ultimate nepo baby

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White people are addicted to black choir

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“All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth” is a criticism of the US healthcare system

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Kevin Mccalister was throwing bricks off the roof with Tom Brady level accuracy at those two Aimé Leon Dore models

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It’s important to remember that there’s nothing you can do to stop someone from printing out a photo of you and framing it in their home. It’s not illegal.

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If I was involved in a plane crash I would simply wait patiently until it was close enough to the ground so that I could jump off a piece of debris only to land safely on my feet

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What idiot called it vabbing and not coot de toilette???

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Diane Keaton type beat

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If it’s so safe, why don’t they make the whole vaccine out of seatbelt?

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@HaySohr @LibbyAshley

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@HaySohr I’m using iMessage and it’s ruining my life

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And it’s like… I know you’re a Jehovah’s Witness, where the fuck is my present!?

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Do you have 15 min to talk about our lord and savior Geico?

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@EmaniF9 Minimally you gotta be able to make it through the week. Wealth is being able to make it through a long vacation.

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Being yourself is the biggest catfish of all... #TheCircle 🤜💥🤛

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Buying movies on Amazon instead of renting them is an NFT

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@jazboon Might print this out and frame it

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Might listen to Kid Rock on Spotify just to flex on the president