Joey Rattlesnake

Swing Trader | Tweets are not financial advice but you can kill it shorting my longs… Commercial Real Estate Day Job. This is my journey to early retirement.

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

2025 YE SUMMARY

$46,796 ➡️ $60,548 +29%

Well short of my goal of 100%, but a lot of lessons learned. Here is a summary of my account and largest gains & losses.

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[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

Now do today

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

Someone explain the market ripping to me like I’m 5 years old

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

I just finishing my first 2/3 grade basketball practice as coach and I’m about to call every coach I ever had an apologize

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@small_capshark Same

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@small_capshark I have never been more confused than I am this morning by this market.

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

Someone explain the market ripping to me like I’m 5 years old

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

This is such a snapshot of America. Total and complete tribalism. No nuanced thought. No intelligence to evaluate each race independently. VOTE BLUE. ME WAS TOLD SO!

This mentality is why we’re so divided. My party - good. Your party - bad

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

VOTED BLUE ALL THE WAY DOWN THE BALLOT

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

Things I’m Least Shocked About for $800, Alex

[WFLA NEWS @WFLA]

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https://t.co/RIlBaycqMf

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

lol ok bub

[Rand @rand_longevity]

2 years from now you will not work you and will not worry about money

you will get your cash payments from from all the major AI labs

think of it like 3-5 companies giving you a thousand dollar check every week

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@small_capshark This would be amazing. The search function is basically useless anymore.

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@classydentist

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

Hell yeah $LQDA. No where near all the way back but it’s a great start

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@small_capshark @dan1983p

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@small_capshark Just preparing

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@small_capshark “not looking back” is the key 😂

But if I look up today and this bitch is at $3 I’m gonna kill myself

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

Sold all my $TCRT from $1.50 to $1.97. Still a loss, but much much less from my $2.72 avg.

Now, I had added a few though and shares at $1.21 in my IRA. Sold out of those at $1.74 for a decent gain in just a week or two.

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

“I will not be silence” while she locks the comment section

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation.

I will not be silenced.

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

Let’s have a day

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

I am in hell. It’s 85°

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@aismai86 Yah. Tim’s about the only person I follow blindly. 2/3 in a retirement around so whatever. The rest I had no plan on needing this year, so I’ve got time.

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

$LQDA ILD infringement sucks. Now, injunction vs royalty? Precedent says royalty w/ patient reliance, but UTHR practicing complicates. I’m cautiously optimistic, but this probably drags out a year+. Holding for now. Lost over $60K between accts yesterday… $23K in trading alone

[Joey Rattlesnake @joeyrattlesnake]

@Swel_ray My guy was gonna drink through a mask?