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GWOT Vet. Oilfield. Wannabe farmer. Stealer of memes. Really good at trading badly. None of my tweets are investment advice. Don’t listen to me, I’m an idiot.

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All my stocks today

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@Larry89814317 Looks like a 2nd person gave up. One more to go and then it’s ready lol

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@Larry89814317 It always seems like 2-3 give up on these micro caps right before there’s movement lol

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@GovPressOffice 😂 Gavin has never actually seen a project he started completed.

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All my stocks today

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@small_capshark Knowing this company and how they operate, something like this makes sense.

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@mellowrk_lion 🙏 thank goodness it’s not cancerous. Thinking about you Mellow.

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@EricLDaugh @chelsRK your fabulous gay has struck again 💀

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In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

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@small_capshark Sorry mom, AR-15 is going to look just like @sluss05 lol

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@small_capshark

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Today is a weird trading day already.

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@small_capshark WAFU keeps teasing. I’ve been sitting on that one for months 😂

It will go at some point

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@small_capshark @SilentOptionTN Looks like they have a club going

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@small_capshark @KarenSmithFL @tanktradez @chelsRK @sluss05 5 is a perfect number momma. Just have some 2 at a time.

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@AprilSpark1890 @small_capshark watch how fast he disappears 😂

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