Sam

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

“THE FBI IS NOW ARRESTING JUDGES WHO HELP IMMIGRANTS EVADE ICE.“

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Memorial Day is a solemn reminder that freedom is never free. Today, we honor the brave American heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice for our nation.

We remember our fallen warriors, pray for their loved ones and Gold Star Families, and give thanks for those who gave everything.

God Bless America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Sam @sluss05]

@OneKidneyKenny @small_capshark I ask her this daily

[Sam @sluss05]

@small_capshark Yeah let me try asking them nicely

[Sam @sluss05]

Can I get snakes OFF my feed please

[Sam @sluss05]

@small_capshark

[Sam @sluss05]

@small_capshark So I saw Tank standing there & thought 2 things, it was either a black racer & it would scare off w/ a “shoo” kick, or it was an aggressive type & would come for me instead. Was not expecting the latter tho lmao. You mess w/ my Tanky and youll shake hands with the Reaper.

[Sam @sluss05]

@small_capshark @JoeKriebs22 Also, you look smoking hot btw 🔥

[Sam @sluss05]

@small_capshark @JoeKriebs22

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If they’re willing to die to assassinate, imagine what they will do if they gain political power

[Sam @sluss05]

@chelsRK @PlanetOfMemes @small_capshark *looks up how high a newborn is safely able to jump an off-roader

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

My man

[Sam @sluss05]

@dan1983p @small_capshark @tanktradez @Amanda17829083 🤫

[Sam @sluss05]

Two baby burritos 🌯

…one just slightly more frustrated than the other lmao

[Sam @sluss05]

@dan1983p @small_capshark @HeidingOut They’re on sale too, look at that 👀

[Clandestine @WarClandestine]

Trump parked the US MIL on Iran’s porch, deleted their military, eliminated Khamenei and hundreds of the regime’s leadership, all within a few days, without putting boots on the ground, and then Trump squeezed them until they submitted.

Anyone saying we “lost”, is insane.

Anyone saying that Trump capitulated to Iran’s demands, is spreading Iranian/Deep State propaganda.

Iran is going to do whatever Trump says, and if not, Trump will go back to surgically dismantling their infrastructure, decimating their economy, and eliminating leadership, until they surrender.

Trump is going to get everything he wants, because he holds all the cards. Anyone saying anything otherwise, will continue to be wrong.

[Sam @sluss05]

@small_capshark Seriously lmao

[Sam @sluss05]

@small_capshark Look at his face and tell me you wouldn’t all do the same thing

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨HILARIOUS🚨🚨

CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY POSTED A HYPE-VIDEO FROM DISNEY OF HIM BEING A FATHER.

“Lotta people say Disney’s not for all dads…”

“I AM NOT ALL DADS…”

The best video you will watch this week.

💀💀💀

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

lmao this might be the funniest ABS challenge ever

pitch is right down the middle