Joe

[Joe @JoeyRutter]

@almostoneword Honestly I call things a “scyam” at least once a day hahahah

[Joe @JoeyRutter]

It’s actually concerning how rent free in my head Jimmy Birkby is. He’s sitting there free of charge doing his stupid bloody Rubik’s cube over & over again and I’m not sure how much longer I can take it.

[the transsexual walter benjamin🪬 @dmt4dmt]

“godspeed” is just “inshallah” for white people

[Vittorio @vittorioangelon]

“I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok” well I asked the blessed Mary, ever virgin, all the angels and saints, and you, my brothers and sisters, to pray for me to the Lord our God, Amen.

[Sky News Breaking @SkyNewsBreak]

Footballer Paul Gascoigne has arrived at scene saying he is a friend of Raoul Moat.

[Joe @JoeyRutter]

I’ve had enough

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴 Starmer: I’m a hard bastard
https://t.co/CDo8RsmnNk

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

I can’t be bothered to find the video but it’s basically me saying we needed it tho the gardens as dry as a bone or words to that effect then I do a face. You get the idea anyway hope that suffices.

[Raven @ravenalternativ]

UK people: it’s a bit warm innit

Americans: WARM?????? THAT’S NOTHING 😤😡 MY HOUSE IS 110F ON A COLD DAY 😎 EVERY MORNING I STEP OUTSIDE AND THE SUN INSTANTLY VAPORISES ME 🔥I HAVEN’T SEEN SHADE SINCE ’03 😩 WHAT THE FUCK IS A CELSIUS RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Alex Ivory @iivvorryy]

Bet this Kony feels like a right cunt now

[ꜱɪʀ ꜰʀᴇᴅ ʙᴏʏᴄᴏᴛᴛ @FredBoycott]

I've signed an executive order...

[Joe @JoeyRutter]

Little T v Afghan Dan #Misfitsboxing #misfits

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before

[Siren Summoner @HXPERHAM]

your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.

[Jon @jonbir90]

Obsessed with shaking hands and saying "all the best" this week. Will be putting on an absolute clinic over the next few days. The occasional little grip with the non-shaking hand. A few "love to the family!"s. Ready to get after it.

[Brigg Town Football Club CIC @officialbrigg]

79’

Swallownest make a substitution and he walks off and offers manager Brett Agnew out.

He then walks over and tries to hit assistant manager Joe Lamplough.

He receives a straight red card and walks away saying he’ll stab the management team.

🔵0-3🦓

[Tom Nestor @TomNestorft7t]

Me arguing with British people vs me arguing with yanks

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Joe @JoeyRutter]

2024 is amazing

[York City FC @YorkCityFC]

The club does not in any circumstance support Tommy Robinson, or make any political or otherwise statements that could cause offence to supporters.

The repost has since been taken down and we would like to apologise if this repost caused any offence to anybody. Please be assured we are looking into this as a matter of urgency.

#YCFC 🔴🔵

[Gareth Southgate @GarethSouthgate]

Great stuff. Well played England, and an early night - very considerate