Joey

nerd. geek. Virgo. Marco. Polo. I survive on Coca Cola and microwave broccoli with cheese.

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Jackass 4D: Feel The Burn.
This concept consist of specialized theatres where the stunts are able to be felt by the viewers.
@steveo does something stupid? YOU FEEL THE BURN. Knoxville gets stampeded by some animal? Guess what? Bull in cinema. Think about it.

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Hey @kurtisconner I’m not like other boys.
I eat dirt
I have a long pink body
I don’t have eyes
I’m a literal worm
While other boys are out partying, I’m diggin tunnels in the dirt.
While other boys are out there getting one greeting, I’m out here getting that extra greeting😎

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John wick is really good at playing Keanu Reeves

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@eddyburback Thank you Eddy, very nice.

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Guys! It’s Christmas Eve which means tomorrow is Christmas! That’s pretty nice. I have like no followers but I won’t be very active for the next two days (for the one person who likes my tweets) Merry Christmas! And Happy Holidays! 😘

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@eddyburback The Boys definitely get the strongest vibes.

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@eddyburback 14 year old ‘basic’ girls: :,( wow that’s deep

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It’s the eve eve boys

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@eddyburback What does that sign say?

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@felixwolfe101 @eddyburback Stans: I own Eddy. I bought a sweater and now his career belongs to me. Perish poor boy.

Me, a normal boy: I hope Eddy is having nice lil holidays. He’s a good boy. He deserves it.

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@eddyburback THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN.

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@eddyburback On behalf of us Good Boys™️ I am so sorry.

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@Gusbuckets Oh Gus, always keeping us on our toes, you are!

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@eddyburback pay attention

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@NoahGrossman214 Santa framed me
He put my prints all over the gun
On the run
These holidays have not been that fun

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@eddyburback Is that not what people always do?

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@AlecBenjamin @ManicTrack10 Yes. Good job.

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@eddyburback Eddy, I just watched the ‘Extra Cheese, Please!’ podcast, and I think we should definitely come up with a name for the pocket thing in your car that you just throw shit into. I came up with the Couch. Car pouch. Here is a lil picture for reference. :)

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Hey guys, instead of complaining about YouTube videos not being available in your country or whatever, here’s what you can do
1- download a VPN, there’s a lot of very good free ones
2- select a different country if you can for the connection thing
Watch video. :)

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Someone rescue me. In a school cafeteria watching a crappy Christmas movie, and they aren’t even letting us go to the bathroom.