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[Joffer @Joffer27]

@stevemagness Would mean the consequences of breaking the laws of the game in the later stages of games would be radically decreased. If you could stop a chance/goal and get a red card with <5 mins to play as a winning team, you’d have more incentive to do it

[Ryan Dilks @RyanDilks1]

When you’ve assembled a near perfect team and Derby 2007-08 comes up

[14 @AFC_K8]

المقطع هذا تاريخي بشكل مو طبيعي!!!😰😰😰

[Joffer @Joffer27]

@NathanPanter_52 M 🙏

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

(THREAD) Today is about lifting the trophy but there was a lot of talk about AFTV and Robbie Lyle yesterday so I think this topical and relevant.
In 1982 a Gooner called John Dickonson was murdered by members of The ICF, the West Ham hooligan firm at time.
Stabbed to death.

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[marc @feelingsplain]

Knowing the right times to drop "ye ye" "aye spot on" "ahaha" and "wtf mad that" to the drunk fella talking shite in the pub is genuinely the most essential skill that a young man can have

[Joffer @Joffer27]

@dan_jorg @TheSpursWatch Bit soft from Romero that

[Adam Hurrey @FootballCliches]

You fear for the next few days of the football news cycle, you really do

[Billy Carpenter @billycarpy]

Oh, I'm not supposed to value the Carabao?

In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.

[Alelliott @alelliott88]

Liam Rosenior drinks bottles of lager when he's out instead of pints

[Football clips @Mohqoshin]

You don’t get this on Sky 😭🤣💀
#MUFC

[Zirkwood @zirkwood_]

Type of music Jeremy and Super Hans make in Peep Show 🤣

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Difficult conditions away from home.
Night time fixture.
Still works the ball to his favourite area on his stronger foot before hitting it top bins.

[p0rtmanteau @sportmanteau89]

Lately I’ve been experimenting with hitting the homies with a “Just The Man I Wanted To See” when they pull up

[Dan @leathergregory]

It's a cracking day for going out and just Getting In The Way™ you know. Go to the supermarket, stand in front of the milk for ages, reach for the same bag of parsnips at the same time as someone else, leave your trolley sideways across the aisle.

[Sam Dean @SamJDean]

The Arsenal fans at Burnley are celebrating every corner like it's a goal. I suspect they're finding this "Set Piece FC" thing even more enjoyable now that rival fans keep complaining about it.

[Alelliott @alelliott88]

Been struggling to get the numbers for five-a-side recently and yet there's people playing 'padel' on the regular. The game is well and truly gone