Johan 🍉

nothing safe is worth the drive

[Johan 🍉 @JohanMichielin]

Thread for random thoughts as I watch Doctor Who for the first time

[Johan 🍉 @JohanMichielin]

@TheBlueWaveFFK Curaçao you will always be famous

[India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby]

Today’s massively PR’d @UKLabour draft bill banning LGBT conversion therapy - maybe 5 years away - says that if you say you are trying to convert trans people into being c!s for medical reasons, then it’s not conversion therapy.

Under Labour’s rules, Alan Turing never underwent conversion therapy.
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Pink-washing garbage. @AndyBurnhamGM @jamesmurray_ldn @UKLabour
@PaulBrandITV

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

unpopular opinion: if we can have a minimum age to run for President (35), then we can have a maximum age to run for President.

[‏الـشـبـ𓂆ـراوي ‌‎#غـزَّة⁩ @M_shebrawy3]

Bosnian fans chant “Palestine, Palestine” in the streets of America in solidarity with Palestine

[Hillcrest Card Company 🔥🍉🇨🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇻🇪🔥 @HillcrestCardCo]

There's an app called "Nearby Glasses" that will help you identify the predators and stalkers who are using these.

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Oh - that’s what it was - not that he is a genocidal maniac slaughtering as many human beings as he can

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

If only!

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Racism is NOT a touchy subject if you’re not fucking racist.

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Imagine supporting this. Imagine funding this. Imagine calling criticism of this ‘antisemitic’.

Sociopaths.

[Ramzy Alwakeel @journoramzy]

Sending reporters to do heatwave stories to camera at the beach is a such a lazy bit of consent manufacturing. 35C does not equal the beach. Do the report on a building site where people are on the verge of passing out. Do it from a hospital ward.

[. @utdcynical]

I was promised an alien invasion and instead I’m just watching Scotland get slapped by Brazil.

[Evie ♡ @EFCevie]

being a climate change denier in 2026 is actually so cringe. like grow up and look outside

[Pubity @pubity]

Unfortunately, there was no alien invasion during the Brazil vs Scotland World Cup match.

[Lisa Mullin @SlightPeeve]

Stop. Fucking. Lying.

NO transgender teen has their puberty permanently blocked.
EVERY SINGLE one of them has a puberty.

[thunderf00t @thunderf00t]

for context.... nasas annual budget is 20bn.... spacex lost 30 years of nasa budget in a day!

THATS how comically overvalued it is!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

What’s wrong with being the minority? Are minorities treated like second class citizens or something?

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

It was 50%, then 60%, 75%. I'm sure this trend can continue forever with no negative repurcussions.

[Johan 🍉 @JohanMichielin]

@ToddClark572278 @thoughtographic "Socialist Pyramid" > "Communist Government"

You could've just said you're stupid without posting that picture