John Somenumbers

All round sex god. Habitual liar. Staffy lover. Probably far right, aren't we all these days?

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@brianmlucey You're a fucking genius. You've properly analysed the whole issue and really nailed it there. Well done you.

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@JohnHealey_MP @googlemaps Brilliant. I'll be able to see that I can save half a penny a litre if I drive 15 miles to the closest supermarket. You lot really don't have a clue.

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@andyburnham That'll help. I'll be able to see that I can save 0.002p/L if I drive 20 miles.

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@RSA_Observer The irony of EU bureacrats backslapping themselves over the symbolism of this is quite something.

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@akuareindorf You know that 99.99999999999% of middle class husbands don't murder their wives? Let's not run with narratives here.

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@toadmeister Well at least they've got their priorities right, it's not like the continent is facing collapse while they slap eachother on the back for this kind of pointless, immature shit.

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@Myrddin_Rhodes @KingBobIIV Worse than Coventry? Fuck me, that's a bold claim. I've been to Canley & Tile Hill......😬

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@KingBobIIV Someone will be along to remind us about the doctor murdered in Norfolk by her white ex-partner shortly.

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@bphillipsonMP Let's keep an eye on the likes vs comments listing corrupt Labour MPs ratio folks 🤣

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@VeitchAeternis Sounds like a storyline in a specialist film.....

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@crockpics Down Payment Blues always pops to the top of my list.

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@cosmorxn They chose York, it's 94% white, no coincidence obviously.

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@rodbishop15 @BBCNews The real question could be why they chose York, it being in the top 3 least multicultural cities in the UK at 93% white.

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@way4422 I'm sure many of them are conflicted by what they're being told to do, but I'm even more sure that you won't get them onside with this kind of shit.

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@GreenJennyJones @MothinAli Did William Wilberforce & Harold Wilson immediately think to yell that well known Yorkshire expression "allahu akbar" when they won their respective votes?

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@Neccccy This doesn't help.

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@EBRedding5 @Joe_Rich @Telegraph Does this mean Labour also now need to be careful when throwing stones at Reform/ Conservatives/ Restore?
Tell you what, no one say anything. That's the logical conclusion.

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@danohagan Ah the old "as someone". Well, "as someone" who nursed his dad through the final days of cancer and was with him when he died, Derek & Clive's "cancer" sketch still reduces me to tears of laughter. My old man would approve. And he wasn't a dustman. Don't tell me what to laugh at.

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@IanMcFerran @BROKENBRITAIN0 Oh, I'm sure you think you have.