John

A Lincoln based Doctor Who fan. I do occasionally think about other things, though I try to keep that to a minimum. Katy Manning once hugged me.

[Simpsons Memories @SimpsonsRelived]

From “You Only Move Twice” (Season 8, Episode 2).

#Simpsons #BartSimpson #Quote #Funny

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest

[Simpsons Memories @SimpsonsRelived]

Le grille?!? What the hell is that?!

[Danny Kelly @dannykellywords]

All football fans right now.

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

Dalek keyring lost eye stalk. While day with "my vision is impaired I cannot see" going around in my head #nearly30

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

Good luck to Dick in his retirement. Once SAFC always #SAFC

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

That said at least Russia didn't win. Their tactic of invading other European countries not completely paid off.

[Clayton Hickman @claytonhickman]

No better time to stick this on... #Eurovision

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

I actually quite liked our song. I love Eurovision, but it's becoming a bit boring ballad heavy and not a fan of the winning song tonight.

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

I haven't seen all of Eurovision due to cricket and drinking getting in the way but I did see Sweden and if it wins I shall be very upset.

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he is often asked to leave parties, due to his habit of instigating heavy existential debates.

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

Dick and Seb heroes for the season

[Simon Mignolet @SMignolet]

Well done @SunderlandAFC 👍👏

[Clementamania @Holtamania]

Good Luck @HullCity

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

"Where am I?" #Knightmare #Sidestepright

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Atretochoana eiselti
Once the pinnacle of evolution.
Now being giggled at on the internet for looking like a cock.

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

Kid on #Knightmare with a sideways cap and dungarees. Classic. #challenge #nostalgia

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

Today I enter the final year of my twenties. Fortunately I have absolutely no plans to grow up. More Doctor Who and Marvel for me.

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he spent pretty much all of last night awake, worrying about coastal erosion.

[John @JohnButNotSmith]

Because I'm a contrary bastard I would like to say that I think Andrew Strauss has made completely the right call on Pietersen.