John D. Hacker

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Family Without Candy Sits Huddled In Darkened House Like Londoners During The Blitz https://t.co/dT5yvsqTMi

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Law School Applications Increase Upon Realization That Any Fucking Idiot Can Be Lawyer https://t.co/AVgd9XY96q

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/zcB8uq1R8E

[News-Leader Sports @sgfsportsNL]

MSU Lady Bears advance to Sweet 16 with win over Iowa State https://t.co/vxOTH667fk

[Peter Gammons @pgammo]

Within 30 minutes at Tempe Diablo Syadium, Mark Gubizca and I were asked of all we’ve seen who would you want hitting with WS G7 on the line?
George Brett, George Brett, George Brett

[John D. Hacker @JohnDHacker]

@RyanAFournier Some posts are so completely stupid, they don’t warrant argument. This is one of them. I encourage folks to engage in discussion of substance.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I find it revealing when people mock where I came from, & say they’re going to “send me back to waitressing,” as if that is bad or shameful.

It’s as though they think being a member of Congress makes you intrinsically “better” than a waitress.

But our job is to serve, not rule.

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Manny Machado after the trade to the Dodgers: .273/.338/.487, 29 XBH in 296 plate appearances.
Luke Voit after the trade to the Yankees: .333/.405/.689, 19 XBH in 148 PA. The guy knows how to hit.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

HE CALLED GAME FROM HALF COURT! 😱 #SCtop10

[Missouri State @MissouriState]

*passes out* https://t.co/1vJT456YgV

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Report: Bananas Still Most Popular Fruit For Pretending To Receive Phone Call https://t.co/9X2pJJOjeY

[John D. Hacker @JohnDHacker]

@caseman3000 Nerds. All day.

[John D. Hacker @JohnDHacker]

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[John D. Hacker @JohnDHacker]

@caseman3000 You being the only one in costume should’ve been your first clue.

[John D. Hacker @JohnDHacker]

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