JohntheDon

Wimbledon fan, midfield general turned wizened old coach. Can still do 100 keepie-uppies on my head, without increasing hairloss (any further)

[Edgware & Kingsbury Football Club @E_K_FC]

The 'English Football Pyramid' courtesy of @vizcomic

[Ben Claimant 💚 Join a Union @BenClaimant]

“But if Britain can extricate itself from the party whose unremitting cruelty has stained the last decade and a half of British life that does deserve to be marked...”

John Oliver sums it up perfectly what should happen to the Tories on July 4th. #GE2024

[Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming]

Fifteen years. Five prime ministers, seven chancellors, eight foreign secretaries, twelve culture secretaries and sixteen housing ministers.

A thread, for #RantyTuesday.

[Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn]

That one step at the old Wembley where everyone came a cropper

[Svetlana🇸🇰🤘 @HeavyMetalSvet]

Greatest scene & writing of all time #MontyPython

[WUP wombleunofficial.bsky.social @wupfanzine]

Sharing this in case you haven't seen this goal 😄

[Nick Douse 陶思義 @NickTaoSiYi]

A few requests:

- to the media: this is not a ‘derby’

- to the FA: you should feel ashamed that this fixture exists

- to the Superdons: 3 points from a fixture in which we unsurprisingly rarely do well

[TV Football 1968-92 @1968Tv]

BBC FA Cup Special
February 1975
FA Cup 4th Round Replay
Wimbledon 0-1 Leeds United
Commentator Barry Davies
#FACup #afcw #LUFC

[Lord Monsieur Prepuce 🕯🇬🇧🇮🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @MPrepuce]

Two cunts resigned, becuase some cunt's despotic legistlation was insufficiently cuntitudinal enough to satisfy their inherent cuntishness.

I think that just about covers it.

[Tony2tees @Tony2tees]

@FootballCliches “ Out of action for months “ will the palace be looking to bring in another proven princess on a 6 month loan?

[Architecture & Tradition @archi_tradition]

France boasts a wide array of charming villages, each with its own unique character and history.

Here are 25 of the most picturesque French towns 🧵

1. Colmar

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

NOBODY
GIVES
TWO
SHITS
ABOUT
THE
FUCKING
B O A T S

People want to be able to pay the fucking RENT, and weirdly they’re not buying into the idea that the reason they’re working two jobs and still falling into debt is all the fault of a dozen Albanians in a leaky dinghy.

[Reese Fletcher @reesefletcher_]

🎶In the middle of our team, Jake Reeves 🎶

what a tune btw.

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

Think of all the real emergencies we face: climate, ecosystems, food systems, the NHS, housing, school buildings, social care, child poverty .... None of them is being addressed by this government. Yet it's proposing emergency legislation to permit a cruel and pointless policy.

[Abdalhadi Alijla عبد الهادي العجلة @alijla2021]

I had the opportunity to communicate with some members of my family. The situation is unbelievable. Hungry dogs are eating the remains of bodies buried under the rubble in Gaza City. The smell of decay pervades the city. There will be catastrophic health consequences. Food and clean water are scarce. One of my nieces was taken to the hospital because of lack of food two days ago. People are beginning to experience starvation in its most literal sense. They spend 7 hours in line to receive a single piece of bread for each member of the family. When food is found, it's exorbitantly expensive. If this continues before our very eyes, it will turn into a horrendous BLACK MOMENT IN HUMAN HISTORY.

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

Brilliant and succinct.

I agree with every single word.

[Andrew Feinstein @andrewfeinstein]

Please read this. Especially the last paragraph

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Here’s @jeremycorbyn speaking to @novaramedia yesterday.

His level of familiarity & understanding on these issues is unmatched by any other U.K. politician.

And on Sinai, I think he’s right. End game is as many Gazans in Egypt as possible. Egypt will then send to Europe.