Funk Says Right On

These amps still go to 11. Although things are terrible now, always remember the cost of freedom remains eternal vigilance. #TheResistance

[Lizzie K. Foley @LizzieKFoley]

I'm just going to point out that @CongressmanKean took approximately 644 hours of paid sick leave. He voted against giving his constituents 40.

[Frank C @FrankCMYK]

"I just want to find 11,780 votes," –Donald J. Trump

Isn’t it ironic that the guy caught on tape trying to overturn an election is the same guy screaming about mass voter fraud?

That’s the psychological voodoo Trump pulled on America. He convinced millions of people that a voting system that worked for generations suddenly became “broken” the moment he lost, and broken in a way only he could fix.

But Trump doesn’t fix systems. He breaks them, blames someone else, and then sells himself as the repairman.

Trump is the mass voter fraud.

[Micky Dolenz @TheMickyDolenz1]

I’m very proud to share my new single, “Terri,” written by the wonderful Paul Westerberg of The Replacements.

It’s a beautiful song, and I’m grateful Paul trusted me with it. I had a great time bringing it to life and adding my own little twist along the way.

“Terri” is the first single from my upcoming EP, TIMELESS, arriving September 4. TIMELESS features six new tracks from songwriters like Andy Partridge, Sam Hollander, Adam Schlesinger, Vicki Peterson, Shelby Lynne and more.

Listen to “Terri” here:
https://t.co/3GA9X1UqQU

Watch the new music video:
https://t.co/zgYIJ9bBzt

Pre-order TIMELESS here:
https://t.co/cMyZzMcJyD

#MickyDolenz #TheMonkees

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

The Worlds dumbest fucking President thinks foreign tourists are issued United States passports.

[John Harwood @JohnJHarwood]

"I mean, we're 1,000 times
more corrupt and we're still here hahahaha..."

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

It's actually mind-boggling that @JDVance would say Watergate would be a "10 hour story" today.
Just to review, Nixon's aides authorized a break-in of the DNC HQ to install bugging equipment--in a caper foiled by a night watchman, who called police. They then enlisted the CIA to mislead the FBI that the break-in was related to a probe of malign foreign actors.
The entire operation was paid for by a slush fund controlled by the WH.
The WH also enlisted the IRS to probe hundreds of Nixon's political enemies.
The AG, the WH COS and several other top aides all were convicted and served time for their involvement in the crimes and coverup.
Nixon was caught on his own secret tape system conspiring with them but was pardoned a month after he resigned by his successor, Gerald Ford.
That Vance thinks this would be a "10 hour story" today speaks volumes about the moral and ethical degradation of the Trump era.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Has anyone got contact details for Alanis Morissette?

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

The reflecting pool debacle is the perfect visual metaphor for the Trump Administration - superficial approaches to complex problems leading to worse outcomes than if he had done nothing.

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

Do you ever wonder what you'll have to pretend to believe tomorrow? Next week? Next year?

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

8D Chess

[Matthew Oliver @stilldemocrat]

Stephen Miller spotted in the Reflecting Pool repeatedly whispering ‘my precious’ to a confused tourist family

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Just give the Algae $300 billion & call it a win. 🤦

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

So the ballroom is a fiasco, the reflecting pool is a fiasco, the Iran war is a fiasco—the Trump administration is a fiasco.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

It’s time to clean the Reflecting Pool.

[Pete Mundo @PeteMundo]

Seinfeld episode 2026: Jerry gets tickets courtside and brings George, who decides, with the Knicks down 20 with 10 minutes left, he will leave the game early to beat the rush out of MSG.

As the Knicks mount a comeback he tries to get back into the Garden. He waves his ticket, name drops James Dolan, but nothing works and he ends up getting arrested.

Meantime, Kramer sneaks into the Garden and helps Mike Brown draw up the game winning play.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

the third haim sister couldn’t go because she couldn’t think of a good name for the shirt. she suggested “knicks offerman” and the others locked her in the bathroom for the entirety of the evening. they just left her there.

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

No, Mr. President. The 2020 election that you lost was not "rigged" or "dirty," handing out $1.776 billion to violent insurrectionists is not a "good idea" & reporters who ask questions about your bogus claims are not "crooked."

You are a president, not a dictator. Act like it.

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

It’s such a perfect metaphor to have something that gives joy to tens of thousands get ruined by one Republican billionaire asshole

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is what happens when everyone around you is too afraid to say, “Sir, that’s fucking stupid”