john lumley

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

@SassyFaby are you still posting ?

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

@Slates75 @EE Calm down john remember nokia

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

I've just voted on #smarterspaces https://t.co/HcQR6AG4aE

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

@AdamBienkov idiot

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

@SergioRamos you are a distressful advert for a professional footballer - I was enjoying match till I saw this - dick head

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

great fun and SOL in darkness

https://t.co/ZdNZjJRdUu

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

#onthisday in 1980 @OfficialBigSam joined #SAFC - for the first time - from Bolton Wanderers for £150,000

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Last day in Florida tomorrow - seen dolphins, gopher tortoise, various birds and big black snake - now mal shopping - what could be worse

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Another tick on my bucketlist - just had a swim in gulf of Mexico

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Arrived on west coast of Florida. Private beach and adults only swimming !!!

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Thunderstorm approaching in palm beach

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Went to a kids class on loggerhead turtles and really enjoyed it - I now know why girls are "HOT"

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

In Palm beach - Marriott vacation hotel - listening to total sport on radio Newcastle - how cool is that

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Off to Daytona beach today - 90 degrees - lots of swimming

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

In Miami - monkey nuts and declined bank card

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Spare a thought for Gary . Sacked today along with Malcolm

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Advocaat steps down from role as Sunderland manager http://t.co/Dy8QKJO16a

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Sorry but this is ridiculous, no sense at all

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Can anyone make any sense of rugby rules ? Watching the match now and hoping England win

[john lumley @JohnFLumley]

Been in QE hospital for 2 hrs - Ali having operation tomorrow