Johnny S

John Stumpf is the CEO of Wells Fargo. This is a parody Twitter account of what a beaten customer thinks goes through his mind.

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@Fight2SaveMOACA That's right. You all have no chance!

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@itsWanda Whatcha want?

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@likeitrawquel I make $17 million a year, thank you.

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@ohandBEVsays @brandmfknNU Suckers like you need to pay my $17 million salary each year. Thanks for switching.

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@katote13 Yes, you are correct.

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@hannuhvee No matter how bad we suck, we still own you.

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@ThatgirlKatt This cracks me up. You have no chance.

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@nikkiheav01 We'll still find it!

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@ebb21 Come to Wells Fargo. We'll be happy to screw you over next!

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@jcollins1906 Sounds good. I hate Bank of America too.

[Johnny S @JohnGStumpf]

@muffuletta I'm right here. What do you idiots want?