John Green

Mostly hilarious

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@VaunEarl Good man! 👍

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@JackThomsonUKIP Yeah, we are much more interested in yours Jack, cheers

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@prodnose That's a lovely pair of legs.

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@LeeAndersonMP_ You are ridiculous. An embarrassment.

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@WestminsterWAG Oh, I am so sad for you.

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@ScrtDrugAddict Correct.

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@G_S_Bhogal Thanks very much for this 😀

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@tomorrowsmps I can't believe Crawley is still getting picked. Surely there's another English opening batsman available for the Ashes @WisdenCricket

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

Great to meet so many lovely people on the stand today #shAFF

[BikeLawUK @BikeLawUK]

We're at #ShAFF! Looking far less exciting than everyone else here but them's the breaks when you're offering legal advice 🤣 Hopefully we can be useful...already had a couple of good chats, so thank you 🙏 @SheffieldAdv @theoutdoorcity @CycleSheffield

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@jimneypot @Poz_Woman87 Yes, and let's hang everyone who attended.

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@Poz_Woman87 Mum?

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@tomandrewstew Hope you're having a lovely day x

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@backandacross Very wristy. Gorgeous

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@GAMBLEnotGaming @UpshotTowers @missyrupert OK Karen

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@andycrane64 Crack on! You won't be disappointed

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@domjoly Good luck buddy x

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@JoshSingam @ferryenzo917 @LittlemanT16 I think he's sideways, but there's a part of me that hopes he came down that hill towards the back (at full chat)

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@ThuggyOcean You could just stay out of it. You don't need to have an opinion on this.

[John Green @JohnGreen276]

@backandacross Not many cracks in that wicket! The lad had got some hand eye coordination though