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@AnnOlivarius @Telegraph Let's start by de normalizing the mythology around "the one" that is there for everyone to magically settle down with. Slamming into the reality at such a young age can be unbearable.

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@GreenManFest So next year it'll be everyone using 5 phones to increase chances and it all gets even worse

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@RobinFriday79 @GreenManFest @TicketSellers more like 2 seconds

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@markwdandelion @GreenManFest No pre reg so is it invasion of the bots? Used to be able to get tickets in about february! 😪

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@VisitSheffield @LeahsYard Yay, let's create a sanitised version of the shops we forced to shut at Devonshire green.

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Anyone else being made to feel like the bad guy for suggesting kids don't need to take a water bottle to school? (The 6th "bottle for life" that's going to landfill)

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@RenegadeUk101 @JerryTaylor @JennyLConstable Exactly why 15 min cities are needed, no one should be 10+ miles from stuff they need to do

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@Ashy_slashee Er loads of joker voices and wing commander VG.

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@NoContextBrits This is X after all.

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@NoContextBrits British Asian?

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@Matt_Pinner 5. You only broke, fried and ate egg number 2.

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@nationaltrust could you label play equipment at #Wentworth as not suitable for 12 month olds. Not a fan of being insulted, followed and harassed by a vile #karen whose diddums had toppled over while my son happened to be on the wobbly bridge.

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@Jessie_theAlien Handyman: arm of darkness.

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@MoJGovUK @ukhomeoffice So one group is getting a harsher punishment for crimes stemming from their partner's behaviour. And another group is getting more leniency over crimes stemming from their partners behaviour. Seems fine yeah.

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@inversebart @GreenManFest Just like normal bingo but with ping pong balls?

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@craic_horse @showroomcinema @UniversalPics @kodak_shootfilm Still, barnsley.

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@manticore_tiny @NoHardFeelings Yeah cos relentlessly trying to rape adults is really accepted these days.

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@Rod__Mason @untypicalboro @GaryLineker They really don't, you're being taken for a fool by a broken government.

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@DoktaJack @guardian At which point the people whose buckets you're pouring your not particularly full bucket into might get a wee bit pissed off.

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@JayMitchinson That was the week my dad told us he couldn't take anymore treatment and basically the end was near. Through the window as we weren't allowed to meet. Never hugged his grandchildren again.