John Halo

Video game lore extraordinaire

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@B1U3cs @igor_cs2 Son

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@Civixplorer Close enough, welcome back Mata Nui

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

Queued into a game that had this CLEAR smurf queued with a level 9 @FACEIT_Darwin PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SHIT BRO

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@SaNightEye @statsmeister1 @broky "Couldn't do anything against the MongolZ" he was the only one doing anything brother 😭

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@bruurpact @yabupdates Based based based

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@yabupdates Penance

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@CharliePassion_ Ever seen Steins: Gate?

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

My goat 3, still watch the old Faze games religiously:(

[FaZe CS @FaZeCSUpdate]

THE END :(

[(⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧ @pisser2upreme]

"John [video game title]" will ALWAYS be the funniest way to refer to a game protagonist

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@EpicGames I gave a recipt from 2018 for fucks sake and it STILL WASN'T ENOUGH, GIVE ME MY FUCKING ACCOUNT

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@EpicGames are the absolute worst when it comes to hacked account recovery, I gave the support employee MORE than enough to show I'm the owner of the account and they STILL won't let me recover it, the employee even recognised there was malicious activity on my account!

[FaZe Esports @FaZeEsports]

idek man but it worked

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@drlostsalvatore @heroicgg @neLendirekt I dunno man, seems to me like they lost 3 games in a row

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@heroicgg 🤨

[HEROIC @heroicgg]

to celebrate having an amazing positive day we're giving away a pair of Driver Gloves I King Snake

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[John Halo @JohnHal0]

*Logs onto X*
"Oh boy I wonder what's new today!"
*Porn, political discourse, not a single funny dog video, more Porn, shit edgy jokes*
Me:

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

Amo only in F because I personally cannot stand it and I don't really count Music To as a BMTH album

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@ghost_motley @Bigwhoaaaong @RenVA1999 @RocksteadyGames That's because he IS Jason Todd though???

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@HoldingAbsence to release a bad song challenge (impossible)

[John Halo @JohnHal0]

@bandcalledcasey Hell
Mourning
Ghost