John Jacob

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[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@fanizzi__ @AlexanderTurok @xwanyex Actually fuck it. You’re in my tribe. We need conservative lawyers. Good luck dude.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@fanizzi__ @AlexanderTurok @xwanyex They don’t teach you how quotation marks work in law school? Also, you should find a chapter on sarcasm somewhere in that textbook.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@eigenrobot @_SUPER7X It’s guilt.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@AlexanderTurok @xwanyex I guess two gay dads is better than being aborted

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@AlexanderTurok @xwanyex Sorry. I was too busy hating Pete to recognize the real villain here. You seem to be correct. This was allegedly an “emergency adoption”.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@xwanyex The kids were def kidnapped.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@xwanyex I think it’s wilder that the state let him rip two babies from their mother.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@BIG_PARMENIDES I’d rather have an old dad than never be born

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@C_Farthammer He owns a business and employs 100s with high paying jobs…. Right?

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@cremieuxrecueil Also, I see your LD50 graph. It omits what an effective dose is. How many grams do they put on a head of lettuce?

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@cremieuxrecueil I won’t believe you until you record a video squirting some weed killer in your mouth

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@GeringerAdam Kid wants a dog but sorry landlord said no.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@GeringerAdam How you gonna be a 45 year old father of 2 telling your kid you gotta call the landlord asking bout “can I pwetty pwease put a basketball hoop in the driveway”

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@BlazyBlaze619 @FoxNews Brother they are literally going back and deleting scenes.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@Robotbeat Mmm fair

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@Robotbeat Super heavy doesn’t need any fuel to cause damage on GSE.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@LWK10p @PKAClips SpaceX has way more potential than Google

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@Robotbeat A “miss” could result in a year long delay.

[John Jacob @JohnJac19084355]

@Robotbeat Cmon dude, catching with 100’s of millions of dollars of infrastructure is obviously very different than a concrete slab.