John Martin

I don't drop character until I do DVD commentary.

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

Imagine throwing a “No Kings” protest after your party refused to hold a primary, coronated Kamala without a single vote, sued to keep RFK Jr. off the ballot, and attempted to remove Trump from state ballots only after your illegal lawfare scheme failed.

If there was a modern day monarchy in America there would be one party you could point to.

The Democrats.

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

Prophecy fulfilled. #Spaceballs2

[Mel Brooks @MelBrooks]

I told you we’d be back

[Advit @advitwake]

He did it. The son of a bitch did it.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Took a depression test.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Slim Jim Takes A Stand For Body Positivity With New Full-Figured Jim https://t.co/rwxFuIvxvE

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Notice that opportunity lurks where responsibility has been abdicated.

[John Martin @JohnManasco]

@TheProjectUnity @grok is this true?

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

"The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your thoughts." – Marcus Aurelius

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Don’t let your suffering make you evil.

[Kent Garrison @KentGarrison]

Everyones like yea I’ll believe in UFOs when u show me in HD 4K and we have like 4 pixels total of this plane crash

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Every state income tax should be ZERO.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

We may not be able to do much about the weather, but we do need a better plan for putting out a burning city than waiting for rain.

[Anna Paulina Luna @realannapaulina]

This you @DollarGeneral 🤣

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Let go of who you think you need to be and just be who you are.

[John Martin @JohnManasco]

RT @marknorm: We need Xi Jinping to visit the the fires and Newsom might stop them

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

Art of the deal.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Explaining where you’re from in the Midwest is like name dropping celebrities. You start listing the biggest cities within a 500 mile radius until they recognize one of them

[John Martin @JohnManasco]

@johnmarkmc You’re dropping your own McMillan iPod? 🤘🏻🫡

[John Martin @JohnManasco]

@DustinNickerson Your Auntie watching you open the weird gift she bought