I've downloaded my account.
It's been real, folks.
As the prophet @GregProops said: "I’m done here. F the Republicans. F Russia. F the media. F white people. Yeah u. If you did the right thing. Hooray. Own that white privilege has taken us to this moment."
Your mom is sitting catatonic in a chair, should you:
A. Ask what's wrong
B. Call a trusted adult for help
C. Tell her how much you love the woman who betrayed her and don't think her crimes against your mom are a big deal
#GH
Making a prediction that could also postpone another #MikeMyers film just like #Shrek5. The reason Austin Powers and Dr. Evil are fighting again after becoming allies in Goldmember is because Scotty-don’t killed Mini-me and framed Austin for it.
#austinpowers
I'm not tired of asking for financial help, I'm tired of needing financial assistance.
Capitalism is terrible.
My phone has been disconnected.
Paypal: Sally.Block @ gmail https://t.co/axsjcq64Jv
CashApp/Venmo: Blockparted
@JoshMalina Midol/BackAid.
I herniated L5-S1 14 years ago when I was 29. And just a few months ago, I threw my back out again for the first time since the first time, and I tried BackAid. It was amazing. It’s Tylenol and Pamabrom, the latter of which you can find in Midol. Fixed me.
I'm not tired of asking for financial help, I'm tired of needing financial assistance.
Capitalism is terrible.
My phone has been disconnected.
Paypal: Sally.Block @ gmail https://t.co/axsjcq64Jv
CashApp/Venmo: Blockparted
a serious question for the #GH fans who are vehement Britt haters - have you carried a child in your womb and given birth? #GH just trying to make sense on the hate?
a serious question for the #GH fans who are vehement Britt haters - have you carried a child in your womb and given birth? #GH just trying to make sense on the hate?
@bradleywhitford I urge you to learn about Alexander Stokes Comtompasis.
If all those J6ers are pardoned, why should my best friend’s fiancé rot in prison for the next 20 years for defending someone from them?
https://t.co/bgq7FKdWs2
Really loving how the Epstein files are bullshit here in America, yet overseas they're enough to get Royals arrested and dethroned.
Didn't know the truth changed depending on nationality, but okay. Maybe I was absent that day in AP History.
I chose this name in '09 because I used @johnmayer's tweets as captions to screenshots from the Sims 3. Literally, John Mayer as a Sim.
I didn't expect the TONS of messages from Brazilian fans who thought I was him and a video birthday greeting that I had to forward to a mutual.
Annual reminder: I picked this Twitter name because I thought it would make people laugh, not because I expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am not the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks
@HotVannaNights They’ve done this so many times - Hannah Scott, (didn’t get romantically involved), Reese Marshall, Claire Walsh. It’s always a woman who tries to take him down and the writers are like, “Let’s write her as smart, but conflicted because deep down, she thinks she can change him.”
@AlanSarapa I mean, yes. But Frank can and will probably fuck up Patrick’s character so badly and maybe have him paired with Carly just for the sake of his faves. Almost every male character gets thrown through her - I thought Valentin was safe and now it’s like, here’s their chem test.