John Messmer

Dad. Husband. Guy that shows “I’m Just a Bill” to college students. Lived to see my Blues win the Stanley Cup.🏆

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@belliott123 @JoeLange St. Louis and Kansas City with Alabama in the middle.

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@DC_Draino Post had more punch in its original Russian.

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@WhiteHouse The current president of the United States of America is everything you teach your children not to be.

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@SecretaryBurgum You are the Mike Lindell of Albert Speers.

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@SecretaryBurgum The good news is that you are definitely NOT in a cult. No way. Nope. Not you. No. 🤭

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@mehdirhasan What do you expect from a magician.

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@USAttyPirro Waiting for your apology. And resignation.

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@LibOrNormal Nothing says great country like forced patriotism 🤭

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@AndrewHGiuliani Four Seasons People’s Temple

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@GuntherEagleman Post carried more weight in its original Russian.

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@SecDuffy @fly_DJT Can’t wait to hear your testimony at our Nuremberg trials. Prepare now.

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@cnnbrk As someone who was raised with the Bible and forced to regularly take religion classes, I welcome Texas’s commitment to create even more atheists.

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@washingtonpost Let me guess. Vandals?

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@PeterBeinart @mehdirhasan “Fuck you, I got mine” is MAGA’s credo.

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@PeterBeinart @mehdirhasan History rhymes

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@HomaBashNews More vandals?

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@ameier6775 @LiveLaughLeafs2 @JeffMarek But thankfully, St. Louis isn’t.

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@JeffMarek Damn. He Parayko’d us. 😐

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@WhiteHouse See you at our Nuremberg Trials, traitor. 🇺🇸

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@KeithOlbermann I love baseball as much as you. But if a long lockout is needed to destroy the current unfair system - bring it on.