John Walling

I am the stupidest, nerdiest, dorkiest person you will ever meet. !

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

@drdutchover @Gomez3281 Christian out here trolling on Twitter.

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

#SaluteToService

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

I wish Kurt Cobain was still alive! https://t.co/D5JXpUTTqw

[Jerry Rice @JerryRice]

Congrats on catch 1,000 #JasonWitten

[Jordan Spieth @JordanSpieth]

Congrats to @JasonWitten on 1000 catches.. Fun to watch and pull for a legend! class on and off the field #🐐

[Brianna @sigue_no_mas]

Country concert with my love! @johnpwalling #EYBHouseParty

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

Slots 🎰🎰🎰 with this hottie @sigue_no_mas

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Never trust a Texan who doesn't like George Strait.

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

Way to go America, you have made someone in prison famous.

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

@ohemeffgeezy it's true!

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

it's like you're my mirror,
my mirror staring back at me

[TMZ @TMZ]

Check out all the SUPER-SECRET (& freaking awesome) pics from the set of 'Star Wars Episode 7' http://t.co/oZO3S49NgM

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

@sigue_no_mas Lucky guess. 😏

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

@sigue_no_mas #2 and #4?

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

@ohemeffgeezy Xanax?

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

If it weren't for #Wikipedia and #autocorrect I would be a complete dumbass.

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

It wasn't all sunny days
Picking through your memories
Oh the rain came down and you covered me in velvet #StoneyLarue

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

@sigue_no_mas You're my favorite vegan.

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

You know you're a loser when all you can think about is watching netflix and cuddling with your wiener dog.

[John Walling @JohnPWalling]

I am the weirdest person I know. My iPod on shuffle goes from @GeorgeStrait to Secondhand serenade.