John Parkes

When I was 4 years old my teachers wrote that I preferred to play in the sand pit than get on with my work, fast forward 30 odd years and things haven't changed

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@elonmusk How’s this dumb ass so rich ?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton

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@joe_yer99 I love how right wing fuds are now pretending Manchester isn’t in the north

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@_HenryBolton Why is donnet head (an island) the most northern point of the “mainland” yet you haven’t included the Channel Islands ?

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@mrjamesob @andyburnham

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@ZiaYusufUK I reckon @ZiaYusufUK did it in the drawing room

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@PrisonPlanet How do you know he drove 250 to her house ?

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@TRobinsonNewEra How do you know it was a round trip ?

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@darrengrimes “There is currently no information to suggest Widdecombe's murder was terrorism-related or politically motivated, and police have asked people not to speculate online about the motivation behind the murder. Officers say they're keeping an open mind;”

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@juneslater17 You’re an idiot. It doesn’t matter who the bin is. The bin is holding up a mirror to Nigel Farage and his populist politics. Yes it’s absurd. But it’s even more absurd that you’re writing hit pieces on him. If the bin wins Farage is finished . If the bin loses Farage is finished

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@Khaledhzakariah Perhaps it’s because they’re triggering them for different reasons . Burnham got someone to step aside to run for office , Farage is stepping to aside to try and get voted back in, so he can claim “the people of clacton have spoken and his finances shouldn’t be investigated”

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@Annemarieward Cutting edge investigating Annemarie . You’re wasted in your current line of work .

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@mikoh123 Presenter : these are serious times….

Camera pans to Count Bin face

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Let’s settle this, is Nigel Farage a racist?

Like if he is.
RT if he is going to lose Clacton to Count Binface.

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@MarinaPurkiss Didnt Farage literally take over from Richard Tice as leader the year before he va and an MP because the party needed him ? Isn’t that politically active ?

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

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@dannyoh337 @I_amMukhtar Well done fella

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@mark_higson2010 @Heccles94 @afneil @grok what do you think of this comment ?

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@ZackPolanski Hateful bitch