John

L5 Referee / L2 Coach / L0 Player / Inconsistant FPL Manager / THFC & Jets Fan

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

It’s just silly that really, isn’t it?

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Simon Jordan (2.95) 1-0 (0.07) Eni Aluko

[John @JohnPayne93]

@graemedoyle3 He's literally an International footballer

[John @JohnPayne93]

This Sunday I am fundraising for SpecialEffect by running the Oxford Half Marathon. Check out my @JustGiving page and please donate if you can. @SpecialEffect https://t.co/HCK8MSSzS2

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

⚽️ GOAL: Erik Lamela
🇬🇷 PAOK 0-1 AEK Athens

https://t.co/LyYygQ5QcN

[UEFA Europa League @EuropaLeague]

Troy Parrott. AZ's hero 🌟

#UEL

[Unhinged Bets @BetsUnhinged]

Day 1 #unhingedbets

[John @JohnPayne93]

@DaleJohnsonESPN Wasn't today, but can you review the decision not to give Joao Pedro a red card for violent conduct on Friday. VAR and Mark Clattenburg said there needs to be contact! Both wrong to my understanding

[John @JohnPayne93]

@Matt_J_Benham If beating Man City is a cup final, we'd have a trophy cabinet full!

[John @JohnPayne93]

Stay humble, eh @Matt_J_Benham

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Quality this. Espanyol players brought abandoned dogs onto the pitch to help them find homes.

What a fantastic thing to do! 👏

[John @JohnPayne93]

@DirectLine Been on hold for over an hour now 😭

[John @JohnPayne93]

Falling asleep whilst waiting on hold to @DirectLine

Their virtual assistant online is useless too

💤💤💤💤💤💤

[Flav @Flav_Bateman]

There are people out there that think Kane should be dropped from England. Imagine that.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Ange is some mental bastard. Playing every attacking cunt going against that lot. You spurs

[simon yemane @simonyemane]

I think about this assist on the regular.

Insane😭

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎂 On Harry Kane's 31st birthday, just sit back and enjoy one of the best individual performances in the history of the Premier League. 🍿🤍

[Pompey Pedro @PompeyPedro]

Love Harry Kane

No real ego, a great leader and always fronts up to the media despite 10+ years of boring, tired jokes about his minor speech impediment which would be enough to silence lesser men

Proper captain, proper player

Hope he gets his trophy

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

With 9 goals, Harry Kane now has more knockout stage goals at major international tournaments than any other European player in history.

Another record broken 💪

[ITV Football @itvfootball]

Gareth Southgate was LOVING it at full time! 🕺

#Euro2024 | @England