John Hewitt

Tired with all these, for restful death I cry.

I get my kicks, from Sonnet 66.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

This is the same sort of wanker who thinks they'll blow your mind by pointing out that Christmas was originally a pagan celebration.

Yes we know, so what?

[Muhammad Butt @muhammadbutt]

I do wonder if the flag shaggers who love this shirt know that Saint George was a Turkish man of Palestinian descent that was martyred in Palestine having never once set foot in England?

[Bill @CageFooName]

If Banksy had even a tiny little bit of moral fibre in his pudgy middle-aged body there would be a gigantic 'But some animals are more equal than others' piece in central London tomorrow

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@scotmaupin It's a mad mad mad mad world!

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@blablafishcakes @akuareindorf Billy Bragg is in his late 60s and openly admits he does this to try and stay relevant. It's fucking pathetic.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@oplacus No, they bundled them into the back of a black cab, drove them to nearby wasteground and shot them in cold blood as they lay stripped naked, beaten to a semic conscious pulp and totally helpless.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@Kid_A_65 @RecruitmentCopy You'd guess wrong, I'm not even a Gove fan. I am a fan of due process though, that's where we differ.

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

Them: I cannot believe you said homophobic muslims should leave the UK if they don't like our social norms.

Me: Mate, I would happily deport people who dont do the social norm of queuing for the bus, do not test me.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@Kid_A_65 @RecruitmentCopy In prison for what? having politics that aren't the same as yours?

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@HazelAppleyard_ He has a cloaca.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@ThePosieParker No much hope if you're a woman who wants control over their own body. Not often I disagree with you but I couldn't disagree more on this.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@BERSERKER_THiiS It's around £800 if you want a disc drive to play all the physical games you already bought for the base model. Two days ago it was going to be a day one purchase for me, now I don't think I'll upgrade this generation at all.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@EVerses30330 @jk_rowling Go away.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@anon_welsh @JonathanPieNews We're heading for a Hunger Games type society?

Have a word with yourself ffs.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@BradfemlyWalsh This might be the first interesting thing he's ever done.

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@mar2vickers This is right up there with "I've read the Cass report and can confirm it's bullshit"

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@BradfemlyWalsh I do love it when I see the phrase "big words" especially if it's accompanied with "You think you're smart"

My response is always, No, I just think I'm smarter than you...

[John Hewitt @JohnRaemi]

@janeclarejones @SophieXY44 I am being called far right for questioning immigration policy, as is every single person who demonstrated or wrote social media posts last week.