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Cheers Mom

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Not once in 9 months have I opened the dryers to a cleaned out lint tray. Lock it in chums I’m not ya mom

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Back in the day us kids would have to meet at the neighborhood bus stop before school. These new age jawns stop door to door now. 10 yr old me would’ve killed for that level of antisocial

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Ghosted a vape in front of my mom she said lemme see that then proceeded to rip 3 straight Os like clockwork

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@theshavedbrows Socks w mocks is a must

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Met someone from Ohio today

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@gracemioamore Srry I’ll try better

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The names Louis Geronimo but you can call me Luigi

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@smcrob13 What does my therapist know

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Wild to me how americans use “how are you” as a greeting regardless of if they actually care about how you are

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People who are only Coke or only Pepsi are why we can’t have nice things in this country

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@MedwaySchools what ever happened to “Respect, Responsibility, and Rise Above”? Or do those ideals only apply to straight white kids?

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Sometimes I don’t sleep night well when I sleep day

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You’re always halfway to somewhere

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No drug addict has ever chosen to become that way. They’ve simply turned to the last thing they believe will give them comfort. Do not condemn others for their struggles. Instead give them a hug bc sometimes that’s all they need.

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@BrendanBrady_14 @kristyjmack Pun definitely intended

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Always check your biases

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@PBandGhelli I didn’t even think pigs could swim in the first place

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Seriously can’t tell if this a joke or nah... the police report says “without hesitation, police officers and fire fighters entered the lake...” these mfs took their sweet time hopping in and a man is dead bc of it. I’ve seen braver toddlers FOH

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@bitchchistopher Oh and cant forget the belt...

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@joecolenisbet rain on hot pavement is definitely on the list of smells to smell