John Howard

Cook, DM, Chaotic good barbarian. Nashville.

[Stu Shader @StuShader]

@CNNOriginals @EvaLongoria @CNN I love her and this idea, but it’s going to be awhile before I go back to Mexico.

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@awlivv Counterpoint: Coke Diet

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@troylavallee One of my personal favorite Lavalee/GCN moments ever was you asking the crowd in Nashville if we loved country music and getting the most noncommittal response. Followed by either @joeobriensbrain or @heyskid explaining that it’s like asking if y’all like going to Times Square.

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@ScottWarren67 @USAquarium @lizzielanthier

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@NTheAltogether Hilarious

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@MrSnappler @troylavallee They’ve been around longer than anyone in town, and AdamBomb doesn’t suck. But yeah, maybe not my favorite tbh.

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@troylavallee Yup

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@glasscannonpod @mandolinlive @JaredLogan @SoccerMomSyd @troylavallee @joeobriensbrain @BasementEast Soooo hype for this!!

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@SoccerMomSyd Thats why we don’t f*ck with Broadway.

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@JaredLogan You can snag one here in Nashville too, all the coolest dudes at brunch west them.

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@heyskid I didn’t realize how much I needed this until just now. What a wonderful take on those two!

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@DnDSesame Honey, I shrunk the party.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

the sexiest thing a person can do is delight in learning and be utterly fascinated by things

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@masta_rabbit A thoughtful and considerate opinion in light of the blatant erasure and hatred spewing from the keyboard of this madman on his anti potato salad campaign.

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

This is blatant potato salad discrimination and I will not stand for it. Mustardy potato salad is a thing of the gods and must be cherished.

[Dnd Sesame Tweet @DndSesame]

POTATO SALAD IS SCIENTIFICALLY THE WORST WAY TO EAT A POTATO. YOU COULD HAVE HAD FRENCH FRIES, BUT NO YOU THOUGHT OH I'LL MAKE THE UTTERLY WORST VERSION OF A LOADED BAKED POTATO WHICH EVERYONE KNOWS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS EVER DISCOVERED AND YOU DEFILED IT

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@DungeonGlitch Same! I’m currently the cleric of my party and playing a straight man to their comedic characters and nothing gives me more warm fuzzies than giving their goofball PCs a chance to shine in the moment while the BBEG continues to attack me.

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@NTheAltogether

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@DnDSesame I don’t know what your problem with potato salad is, but this is blatant erasure of mustardy German potato salad and I will not stand for it. That stuff is the manna of heaven, a gift from on high, the absolute best way to eat a potato. Get your shit together.

[John Howard @JohnRossHoward]

@NTheAltogether I, for one, need no microwaved fish to hate myself.