SEO: *runs translate*

Show us on the website where the SEO touched you.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@shmidtqq This post and video are basically the same thing as trying to jack off a piece of cooked spaghetti.

[Lobster Thermidor @scenicresorts]

Has there ever been a recording from one of these tiny desk things that’s not utter cringeworthy dogshit?

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

How do I know SEOs are stupid? They turn away free pizza because of a glitch.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

Somebody out there probably needs to understand that just because you're voluntarily delving into 'graduate level' reading material does not mean that you have the required tools/equipment to then gloat about it as if you're equal to any *actual* graduate level academics.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@RyanJones Lol no need, you've done it for me. Computer science degree 😂 = expensive toilet paper.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@randfish @Similarweb I don't know what's working harder to try and stay relevant, this post or that neckerchief.

[andrei saioc @asaio87]

Calling out a scammy company called @semrush which does not let you cancel your account

Purchased a membership just a few hours ago and I don’t like the product.

I would go for a refund but there is no option and at least I want to cancel my recurring payments so my card doesn’t get charged next month

They make you go through a whole process and at the end they make you confirm by e email

You never get that email.

Same scammy behavior like they did two years ago.

Now I will pursue getting my money back because I am pissed on these scumbags

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

The internet remains undefeated

[Elai @elaifresh]

Lmao would anyone even notice this in SF?

I want to hear more about wireflow honestly…

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@JespernissenSEO Just let perpetuity be a dying trend and then have it actually die ffs. Nobody cares about 2008.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@JoyanneHawkins @theshortseo Your website literally says "United States Office".

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@JoyanneHawkins @theshortseo Why would anyone need to Get directions to a mailing address? 🤔 It's a mystery!

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

Fun with Pictures!
Find the SEO who still gives a shit about Google's Core Updates!

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@googlesearchc Google still does these core updates announcements because SEOs are still gargling nuts for answers & doing exactly what they're told. Until all SEOs stop making these 'updates' relevant, and until we stop giving a shit what Google thinks, says, does, etc. then they'll continue.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@hridoyreh Less than 8K clicks in 6 months? And you had an SEO team for that? Not a person but a whole team?
So now you're 2 for 2 on good decisions.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

@googlesearchc Marking this as spam.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

Nobody gives a shit about what you said 10 years ago, #SEO dork. Get a life.

[SEO: *runs translate* @JohnSEOBerries]

Hey clients, you're not allowed to say that you 'know SEO' and then turn around and ask me for the URL to GA4.

#SEOisstupid