John Seaman

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@Ouseddy1 @MrTapster @BrandonBeckham_ @realDonaldTrump Or perhaps ‘I, as an expert in linguistics’. You need a comma after the ‘I’, and what the fuck is “linguistic” in the context of that sentence? I’m really doubting that you’re an “expert in linguistic”. Stop bastardising my language.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@SoVeryBritish Nightmare Before Christmas & Bad Santa

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@realDonaldTrump Who exactly are you quoting?!? You total fucking dickhead.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@LindaViking77 I’m sure they do.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@LindaViking77 To be honest, I’ve never understood the whole USA being allies with both Saudi AND Israel despite the absolute hatred between the two nations. I’ve worked all over the world and they are amongst the handful of countries I refused to work in.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@LindaViking77 Hmm 🤔 Try entering Saudi or Iran with an Israeli stamp in your passport... Not that I’d want to enter any of those countries! It’s the century’s old Arab vs Jew thing. Religious bullshit.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@LindaViking77 I really don’t think Saudi and Israel are best buds!!!

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@MarycademMandus @realDonaldTrump That was subtle and very funny. I’m surprised more people didn’t get it! Made me laugh anyway!

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@LindaViking77 @realDonaldTrump @dbongino I prefer the traditional swear words that we have in the English language. Most are derived from old Norse and Anglo Saxon anyway. We should stick with them I think. Just because @realDonaldTrump bastardises the language, it doesn’t mean we have to!

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@realDonaldTrump Who exactly are you quoting when you say the account of the call was “way off”? Stop bastardising the English language you hyper-moron. Nobody said that. It’s not a fucking quote.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@realDonaldTrump You put “ass” in quotation marks. Surely you should’ve put “pompous ass”? Then again, who are you quoting? If you’re quoting yourself and speaking in the third person again, it should be ‘ass’ or ‘pompous ass’. How can you not understand the English language you fucking dick?!?

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@real_defender @realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews I’d imagine @mathewJshow and @CC are with you. You bunch of fucking lunatics seem to be inseparable. Fucking dicks.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@real_defender @realDonaldTrump You used future and past tense in the same sentence you fuckwit. “We will be glad” and “when the shoe was” Fucking hell!

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@LindaViking77 He’s in total meltdown!! Hilarious!!

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@JimChorley1 I’m actually going to make it to this one!

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@nicochuey @realDonaldTrump That was seriously just a total noise. Read it back to yourself. Fucking Hell😜🤪

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@realDonaldTrump No spelling mistakes. No bastardisation of the English language. No misuse of exclamation marks. You didn’t write this did you? You bloody weirdo

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@JimChorley1 Haha!! I remember it! I shall look forward to the info and seeing you play somewhere. Take care my friend.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@JimChorley1 Ahh... Mrs Levett. Our first teacher. A lovely woman and a fantastic educator. Happy times indeed and I remember them well. Definitely going to catch your next gig. Unfortunately I was busy last week and couldn’t make the Otterbourne one. Next time my friend, I promise.

[John Seaman @JohnSeaman4]

@KTHopkins Urghh... you’re thick and ugly 🤮