John Sherry

Social Studies teacher.

[John Sherry @JohnSherry4]

@cpnthrz Save Ferris

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A shout out to my students who represented Robinson during a recent AP Comparative Government and Politics Exam review session. Nice job! The next session is today at 4 pm. https://t.co/vz2pFJbLYq

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Lunch Time! I have a joke about lacrosse. I asked @robo_lax to check it, but it was so bad they put it in the penalty box. 🥍

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Lunch Time! I fixed the map. It needed more RAM.🐏🐑🐏

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Thank you. Lunch Time! Jokes are to funny what Katie Ledecky is to swimming: the best.

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Lunch Time! I have a joke about swimming butterfly, but the Robinson swim team disqualified it because it lacked the proper technique. 🏊‍♂️

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Some people's reaction to Lunch Time! Jokes: "I can't close my eyes and make it go away." But mine is a pun kind of humor. Oh, oh, oh, the sweetest thing. I'm losing you.

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Lunch Time! Q: Did you hear about the 4 girls from Robinson who started a rock band? A: Yeah, they call themselves Ewe2. 🎸

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Thank you. Lunch Time! Jokes are even better than the real thing. Remember it's a beautiful day. Don't let it get away.

[John Sherry @JohnSherry4]

If you are under 40 and understand any of this thread, I am very proud of you. Clearly the Force is strong in your family. May it be with you, always.

[John Sherry @JohnSherry4]

You are never too old to waste time with your friends after your chores are done!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

I can finally cross this off my "to-do" list.

#BetterLateThanNever

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This must mean he finally got R2 and 3PO repaired and up on the South Ridge. Let the moisture harvest commence!

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I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday gifts as much as this cat.

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Kicketty kick kick, flappetty flap flap
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats

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@allred_aaron @CivilWarHumor Getty. In honor of Estelle Getty and Gettysburg.

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Wednesday wisdom from a mouth of whiskers.

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Well hello & welcome to whiskers Wednesday

Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
Today is a whole new day full of new opportunities
* And fresh new ways to blag 3 breakfasts

#CatsOfTwitter #cats #wednesdaythought

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This cat is hilarious. I might use him to fill in for Lunch Time! Jokes on a snow day.

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Santatizer.......

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@CivilWarHumor I was thinking a "Wawa" is a good fit for this location because that was probably what Lincoln heard in his head when McClellan wrote to him about fatigued horses.

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@michaelwhitney @CivilWarHumor Thoughts?

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Whew Kitty! You made it. Now it is time for a nap until next year.

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Hang in there kitty. You're almost to winter break!

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Thank you! I know you lava Lunch Time! Jokes.

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Lunch Time! I have a joke about igneous rock, but the Robinson Science Olympiad team said you have to take it with a gram of basalt.