John Simmit

Pioneering promoter who put black British comedy on the map & he's not a bad stand up either THE GUARDIAN. Theatre Producer/writer. Plays Dipsy in Teletubbies.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm sure we are all grateful for the lecture on civilisation from the VP of a country that pays masked men to kill innocent people on the street and where school children have to practice how to hide from nutters with automatic weapons.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

In my experience, riots are by far the best way to distract attention from £5 million gifts and dodgy house purchases.

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

If only someone in the media would expose Farage's incitement yesterday via performative utterance in the same way that Jonathan Miller humiliated Enoch Powell and his grubby little racism.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

My God…

Please see this man for what he is.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

WHAT? This is ridiculous.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The press are all over Nicola Sturgeon, who was investigated and released without charge. So glad all I did was take £5 million to become an MP, £1m to throw an election, make a couple of dodgy house purchases and lie about Russia hacking my phone.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I deeply resent the implication that I would fiddle my finances. Just because I had to repay €173,000 after being caught funnelling EU funds into my general election campaign, then had my salary docked to recoup €40,000 in misspent EU funds, doesn't mean I'm dishonest.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Rupert Lowe posted a picture of his son marrying a Libyan woman, and his supporters are not happy.

I've read them so you don't have to:

"What the fuck dude. Encouraging your english child to marry a fucking foreigner? Rupert"

"You're proud that he married a brown foreign invader? What a joke and obvious anti-British party Restore Britain is. You're not going to restore it if the natives keep marrying the foreigners & having mixed-race kids. "

"she is an Arab jew. This party is done"

"Their kids won't be English. This is not restoring Britain. "

"Party masquerading as wanting to bring back Christian roots. Party leaders' children don’t even get married in a Christian ceremony."

There are loads of racist replies like this from his own supporters about his daughter-in-law.

I know he says that he doesn't care, but his fans will never accept his grandchildren.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

The Guardian says that the National Cyber Security Centre is not aware of any report from me about my phone being hacked by Russians. It's absolutely infuriating how these 'journalists' keep checking for facts and evidence! Why can't they just take my word for it like GB News?

[KernowSocialist 💚💙 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇨🇺 🇮🇪 🏳️‍⚧️ @kernow4corbyn]

@David__Osland @up_again

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Nine days into the Makerfield campaign and I still haven't held a single press conference. Obviously this is nothing to do with avoiding questions about our candidate being a misogynistic pervert or me covering up £5 million gifts and lying about the houses I buy.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

That’s how you do it!

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @MayorofLondon

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Please ask yourself this…

Why doesn’t the murder of 3 Palestinian children generate the same horror, media coverage and outrage that 3 Israeli children would?

They are all our children.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I’ve decided that I’ll only feature videos of Farage in my content with voice modification, like the BBC did with Sinn Fein in the 90s, to avoid giving them the oxygen of publicity or an illusion of credibility.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Hang on a second…

First Farage says the £5m was nothing to do with politics and was for his security

Now he’s saying it was a reward for Brexit?!

Keep digging Farage.

[Max Kirk @maximilian_kirk]

@KTHopkins Screenshot for when it gets deleted

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Say what you like about the British press, but I find it reassuring that they spend months ripping apart a Labour PM for properly declaring some glasses and football tickets, then all but ignore someone who wants to be PM when he tries to cover up a £5 million gift.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

He’s very rattled about this and rightly so. It’s a scandal.