McCray Powell

I am to be taken seriously not literally.

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

There's a cottage industry built around offering advice to young men for money, and and all of it is bad, what young men really need is to buy a cheap bicycle and ride it 10-20 miles every day while listening to Moby Dick as an audiobook

[Charli @charli_xcx]

Just saw Russell Brand's film Arthur. Not sure what I was expecting... but basically it was crap.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The discrepancy is shocking. Was the author of The Odyssey blind?

[holdenn 🍺 @comradejumpshot]

socialism is many things but it is also the progressive conversion of the masses into freaks who attend too many meetings

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

[McCray Powell @JohnSlaughters]

@jesawyer @Srirachachau Different hack

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

There is no place in the Florida Keys called Kokomo. Look it up. Yet another example of how mike love has deceived you your whole fucking life.

[Gay Gay Hunsecker @stockpiledclay]

I like the “conservatives are weird” line of attack because it combines my hatred of republicans with my love of bullying

[Jeremy Bailin @AstroBailin]

People keep saying "unprecedented" like there's never been an election when a Dem incumbent drops out, RFK is running, the Dem convention is in Chicago, there's an unpopular foreign war, the Rep nominee is a crook who thinks he's above the law, and a leading candidate gets shot

[smelliott pits(seleh) @ihateterfs]

sure, we talk about age gap relationships, but we aren’t talking enough about sleepiness gap relationships. some of the most beautiful women are simply sooooo sleepy

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

When I say it people think I’m being an asshole.

[Maggie Koerth @maggiekb1]

My father (68, white, straight, male): "Hey, can you explain this bear in the woods thing to me? I don't understand. Obviously, women would rather meet a random gay man in the woods. But why does he have to be a bear?"

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

you know what if you don’t like nudity in movies, whatever, to each their own, but this really just feels indicative of a larger problem of more and more of our cultural output being geared towards the sensibilities of young children

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

They just gave an animated film an Oscar for its anti war message and none of the creators mentioned the war on Gaza. Perfect metaphor for Hollywood liberalism.

[Promo Code: CUM or CUMTOWN20 @chapocheck]

“Everything’s a little bit gay” - Paul Schrader

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Been going to therapy. I'm still a huge asshole but I use the word "boundaries" a lot more

[McCray Powell @JohnSlaughters]

@BrotiGupta The last president we had that was friends with a chimp was one of the bad ones.