John Wagner

I have blue eyes and nice cheekbones.

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@SeanMcCarthyGuy you writing the script for the Cape Verde Disney movie?

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@robinivski Capitulation?

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@mrs_swagner1 is the Best Wife Ever! @Lions @amonra_stbrown Can’t wait to see you guys in Munich! #onepride

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

This hurts.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Sean McDermott is a textbook example of a talented person being fired simply because he worked for an idiot. It’s a story as old as time itself.

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@wolfstrength The press and bench for 5 reps yes. The squat and deadlift for 1-2 reps . But I am not there yet for five reps. Only took approximately 10 months. Standards 2.0 is the goal for 2026.

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@Chorliedaytrade What expirations and strikes do you like?

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@AJA_Cortes Correct. Rules dictate strategy. This is probably why ADCC ruleset is more spectator friendly than IBJJF rules. In other grappling sports such as Wrestling and Judo they have strict rules against stalling which forces action.

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@JackKrucial Bravo! Excellent article. I have felt this way about the “fitness industry personalities” for some time but couldn’t quite articulate it as eloquent as this. Seems there are a few good ones out there with priorities and perspective.

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@JackKrucial How do you measure body fat? Dexa scan? How frequently do measure?

[Andy @mrs_swagner1]

Hey @Bengals , make sure Zac is watching the @Lions / Ravens game. That’s how you play call and run the ball! The Lions are my NFC team and I have a feeling they are going to obliterate us in a few weeks.

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@McCarthy_Sports Exactly! Notice I didn’t say Oregon. That wouldn’t make any sense.

[Seanny Mac @McCarthy_Sports]

Steelers fan is staying in our guest room this weekend. Rolling out the red carpet for him.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

*ORACLE, OPENAI SIGN $300B COMPUTING DEAL: WSJ

so who pays whom and where does the money come from because these promises to pay at some point in the future are starting to get stupid

[Andy @mrs_swagner1]

Y’all know what breaks my heart? Seeing all these dogs & cats in shelters. They look so sad. They deserve to love and be loved & to have a safe home. Be responsible with pets! I wish I had the financial means to adopt all those babies! #AdoptDontBuy #ts #pets #dogs

[Seanny Mac @McCarthy_Sports]

Woman told me my water bottle was inappropriate for work. What’s wrong with Ping?

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@McCarthy_Sports Ham drinking a Hamm’s is incredible!

[John Wagner @JohnSwagner]

@McCarthy_Sports What did you get? You get fitted?

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

100 days from now = NFL RedZone.

(& for those wondering: Yes, I *will* be there. We have A LOT of Touchdowns to watch together!) #NFLRedZone