John McGartland

optometrist from Belfast!!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@AerLingus So, my flight EI3619 is showing as cancelled at both airports but according to you it’s still on time. I’m on hold but the estimated wait time is the same as my journey to the airport. Should I still go?

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@TerribleThames We just left a bag on the boat! It’s on the top deck and we could see it as we watched the boat sail away! Is there any way we can reclaim it tomorrow? 😭

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@AldiUK It looks like someone has already eaten half the guacamole from your pots!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@HalifaxBank Absolutely disgusted with the letter regarding a greedy consent to let interest rate charge on top of increasing base rates. You wont allow me to remortgage due to some made up nonsense from your agents either. Held prisoner. Sickening.

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@NestleCare Merry Christmas! I have come across an empty tin of orange San Peligrino. The can is sealed but seems to contain only a few mls of drink. Can you advise on what we are to do. We’re concerned about the integrity of the cans we have drunk and the remaining one now!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@FannyIngabout @GibbonsMatthew @Hypocritefacts @Ian_Fraser Sweet Jesus! I was scrolling down thinking I was the only one that could see that... Then again...the only people replying are anti Vaxxers so.....

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@eelsnikta @Hypocritefacts You realise this is a fake account right?

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@Butlins You were right… Kids had a great weekend. Managed to get into every show we wanted without too much of a queue. Really well managed as usual! Great job post COVID! Hopefully we’ll all be back to ‘normal’ next time! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@Butlins What gives? We cant book any shows for Skegness this weekend! All booked up? Surely you would plan enough space for all guests to see the popular shows once? We’re not coming all the way over for your high class accommodation! I hope you’re not going to let us down!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@GentlemanOfBeer No one will notice it. Beeer is a hard word to spell after all....

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@DavidJSimmons So, my wife walked in on me watching Ranganation earlier and asked why you were called Lord Dave. We’re in isolation and this is the most important question in our lives at the minute!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@McDonaldsUK Not the best breakfast... Cold flatbread, 2x unmelted slices of cheese and a single, very scrawny ‘rasher’ of bacon. Must try harder. 2/10

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@OfficialFV Where’s my dining table or my money? Order delayed now by 6 weeks and no communication from you!! Ordered during COVID and guarantee in store that the set was ready to go!!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

And a bouncy musical masterpiece with her little sister Candi! 😂

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@Butlins @Butlins Here is Mimi hula hooping!!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

We didn’t finish it on St George’s day but it breathes fire! And it’s got some toilet roll tubes in it too! @stwilfshalton

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@stwilfshalton Alice learning about what’s inside our body by drawing round her little sister!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@stwilfshalton We thought that it was a good idea to put some of the things we’ve been learning in our window! Maybe people walking past can learn something too! We’ll keep looking out on our walk to see if we can learn something from other windows!

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

@stwilfshalton Alice Mc made her palm cross today for Palm Sunday and is delighted about it! 😂

[John McGartland @JohnTheOptom]

I've just entered Mold Sprint Triathlon 2020 on Sun 26 Apr 2020! https://t.co/Wq5TLUq69d # via @niftyEntries