John Trainer

Family Doc | I also teach people stuff

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@sassistheword But you’re totally on point about surgeons. <Two kick buckets full of sopping red gauze> Surgeon: “… aaaand EBL is, eh, minimal.”

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@sassistheword “Cut you, I will.” ~Yoda 😉

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@sassistheword “Size doesn’t matter” ~ small people 🤷‍♂️

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Just because you’re vaccinated doesn’t mean you can do the Kessel run in less than 12 par secs

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@groseclose_paul @RexChapman She earned her doctorate as much as I earned mine. Unless she wants to call herself a physician, I have no problem whatsoever.

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@DrBonesMD He would be pleased and proud to hear of your new adventure.

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@MaysAliMD The extra cost of “no iron” shirts from Lands’ End was an investment in my mental health.

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@MaysAliMD @MayoClinic Disney is magical. But Mayo might be the Disney of healthcare.

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@KristaMarcon @DGlaucomflecken Save them. If you ever have kids, you will use them. And then they will use them.

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@DrBonesMD ✌️

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@sassistheword Anaphylaxis to Hymenoptera is no joke. But there is a spectrum of evilness even among the wasps. These guys are terrifying but chill.

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@courtknee_512 Why hello, bun. These critters live near us too. (2 kinds, in fact.) But daaang they are shy.

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@AmicaAli I mean, come ON. If you can’t dunk on your kids over social media, what’s the point? ❤️😎

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@colleenmfarrell @doximity Ian: “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” ~Jurassic Park

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@colleenmfarrell I must echo others: do NOT disclose. The _theoretical_ benefit is that she might find a welcoming program. The hazard is that she won’t match. Risk >> benefit.

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@colleenmfarrell It’s a powerful story. But I’m 20+ years ahead of you in the field. Always remember: you _are_ free to walk away. You are a healer. Not a martyr. It’s not worth dying on this hill.

[Ciarán the Masked Shadow Sorcerer @notagain127]

At San Jose State University, a statue of Smith and Carlos was erected. Carlos said Norman wanted the 2nd place podium to be empty, so that people could come and stand there themselves, to stand in solidarity with Smith and Carlos as he had in 1968.

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@intocloud @MaysAliMD Watching legal dramas gave me a better understanding of the process than ol’ Senator “Wide Stance” Larry Craig had. Plea deal = no appeal.

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@DrBonesMD @MaysAliMD Told a patient I had to stop watching Scrubs. “Not accurate?” he asked. “Oh my, no. Rounds are just like that. And I know too many docs who think JUST like Perry Cox.”

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@AlexAndersonMD Anesthesia once described the ABCs as “airway, breathing, chair.” <opens newspaper>