John Vause

Meat Smoking Enthusiast || Rater of Beer || Go Blue || Yinzer

[John Vause @JohnVause27]

3 runs feels like a mountain the Pirates cannot currently climb

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Fucking wizardry by Paul Skenes there. Sheesh.

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Here goes the Pirates bullpen 🙄

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Never seen a team fly out to shallow outfield so many times in a game

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Unbelievable hit n run by Magnum

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This is why you can’t score just 1 run when you have the bases loaded and no outs 🤦🏼‍♂️

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LeBron is going to fucking hate playing with Embiid 😂

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Man, if Mac Miller could’ve just dropped beats and sat in the background, he could’ve been a modern day Swiss Beatz

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Insane that I wasn’t invited to this like I don’t live 30 seconds from here…

[Chris @HoneyBadgerC93]

BREAKING NEWS LIVE FROM HIGHLAND BAR IN THE NORTH HILLS

@ZacharySmithPGH gives his top four Mt Rushmore of Twitter/X users from Beaver County:

@john_sargeson
@jmarshfof
@ZacharySmithPGH (yes he put himself on there smh)
@fidgenewton

HM: @JGor493 and @hladio92

[John Vause @JohnVause27]

White batting gloves with the blue in between the fingers was prime A-Rod. Say what you want, dude was different.

[Baseball @mlbelites_]

The Yankees don’t win the 2009 World Series without Alex Rodriguez

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God damn it, I’m ready for college football.

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Such a big day for the Pirates. They’re right there at the all star break. Time for Cherington to make some moves and prove that you actually give a shit.

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Jared Triolo fucking stinks at short stop

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Esmerlyn Valdez > Barry Bonds

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ESMERLYN VALDEZ ON DAWG

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Jesus Christ, Ryan O’Hearn is on dawg tonight

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MLB all star game is just rubbish

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Oh let’s go. This FUCKS

[Brice Marich @BriceMarich]

Former Florida State sophomore infielder Noah Sheffield has committed to #Michigan baseball after entering the portal this offseason via his IG.

He’s also the son of former MLB great Gary Sheffield.

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Paul Skenes is worshed

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I’d rather see a drone from Iran coming my way than to ever watch this Pirates bullpen pitch another inning. Jesus Christ.