John Wayne's Colon

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@tyford221 @DataRepublican @RealCandaceO @AndrewKolvet You are patsy. This post was written by a patsy.

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@Dale2Cooper @Heyberto My girlfriend: "you didn't actually post that!?"
Me: "You just don't understand poetry"

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"I'm 'bout to go into hair and make-up before next premier, I just wanted to say 'enjoy it baby' ... it's a blessing anytime you get to see your girl play a Greek Thirst Trap. An' don' miss my next movie 'Ramsey' where I play that six year old lil' white chile JobBenet Ramsey. Anyways, later Boo."

-- Lupita

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@LaydenRobinson "Da Fuck? Ya'll tryin' to replace me? Where her five o'clock shadow? How she gon' have gravitas with her face so smooth?"

-- Lupita

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@benryanwriter We have a Go Fund Me in Orlando to fill seats on opening night. We Re a Nolan Fan Club, so we are trying to make is respectable. If things dont pick up, they might shut down a few screenings and just show the Melania documentary.

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@GerberKawasaki "Da' best part de' movie ... minute 18, early on, right before Penelope gives a feminist lecture, my flapjack titty pop out. Since it need not be historically accurate, Chris left it in. Later Babes."

-- Lupita

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@gowronseyes @ianmSC "Im with you ... I should have been able to perform looking like this. It's all fiction anyways! Later babes!"

-- Lupita

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@OKMagazine "Did she wear it better than me?"

-- Lupita

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@Danbites @Ziyas_Lost "You are preachin' to the choir baby. If dis' shit was literal, I wouldn't be a Greek Thirst Trap."

-- Lupita

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@ArguingWIdiots @kevinnbass "Tell 'em baby. Black don't crack, unlike the fragile right."

-- Lupita

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@cole_squires "Tell 'em Cole ... tell 'em bout how I'm a Greek Thirst Trap."

-- Lupita

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@ThomasDougherty @CarlosCMTF "Tell 'em baby. It was the diegesis of the text, not the logos, ....dats why dey pick me! Later babes.

-- Lupita

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@_micherables "This me before hair and make-up and I'm still a Greek Thirst Trap. Later Babes."

-- Lupita

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@RevRayCistman I'm gonna sue yo' ass fo' defamation. My back is waxed twice a week. It never get that hairy."

-- Lupita

[Future Moldovan Citizen Fan @CommonSentiment]

Hard to see how this doesn’t end in suicide

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@Fortune__ai "Da fuck? There is only one star of The Odyssey an' dats me! Did you know I speak four languages? Look ... tacos, linguine, BBQ and Nann Bread. Can dat bitch speak 4 languages?"

-- Lupita

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@Kalshi_Film I would see The Odyssey on opening night in Florida, but I don't like watching movies alone.

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@Liam_Holman99 "You better watch it or ill put a Wakanda Curse on you until you dick fall off. I'm off to get my back waxed before next premier. Later Babes."

-- Lupita

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"Dats what I say about panty liners ... sometimes I be needing seven inches of widff ... an sometimes I need eight inches of widff to keep it all covered. But I don't really know if my opinion valid, until after I see the production fo' myself. Damn, it's hard being a Greek Thirst Trap. Ya'll don't deserve me. Later Babes."

-- Lupita