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@chickpounder69 WE are ALL going through this right now

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@KILLTOPARTY You can tell whether a girl has good boobs or is just fat by looking at the size of her arms/shoulders comparatively.

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@JKerr1999 Of course they did. He’s the 7th most powerful man in Chicago.

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@max_benlien Dude ur a fucking phaggot. You type like an autistic retard

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@KAFounder11 I think it’s more like… dude you’re in college… you’ve got thousands of other girls to talk to every day on campus, why do you even want to waaate time talking to a high school kid

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@LiminalAnomaly @OtakuPride11037 0/3 retard. Put the phone down.

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@derek_dupont420 Just say you were kicking your feet for over half an hour

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@BetterThenHappy Like all cool things it was appropriated by phags

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@JosephBattiato1 Look at those hiccups. The way he’s swaying in the wind. He’s not gonna remember a goddamn second of this #whitegirlwasted

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@Sal_Romano7 over

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@ChedHolmgren You were raped

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@IronChestCap @_AliceRosenblum Not to brag but I’ve seen this chick naked

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@denzelapplebees Nice build meatball #heightmogged

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@juntballs The seltzers don’t even have visually pleasing boxes. This is retarded.

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@JJwiththeshifts Yeah, this guy #drinks

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@Beautiful_Fems Brother come to Purdue if you want to be proven wrong

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@WompsandBeer How ass is your house that your fall class couldn’t even fill out a high school basketball roster

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@flopsandwomps Get broom for all that dust #beatlikemywife

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@flopsandwomps Is flosser new tech

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@tank4lifetide Look at that sick fucking tat #jackass