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A bit of wine-smart-arse; half-decent air-guitarist; not left or right wing - just a wing, really.
Photo not enhanced by narrowly-evaded hangover

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@ZiaYusufUK That'll show MSM, eh, Zia?
I heard you on 5Live this a.m.
You insisted that Rachel Burden didn't interrupt so that she could, in real-time, contest a point that you'd made & then interrupted her several times & talked all over her because your point is so much more important.

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@lane_d12 @PolitlcsUK @guardian Well, it's to uncover wrong-doing & alleged grifting.

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@implausibleblog @billau53 He's doing a trump-y: making himself the news, the centre of attention.

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@Joseph_Boam Ha ha ha.
You are such a laff.

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@Halcruttenden @BenGrahamUK But he nearly had his house burned down just before those awful Russkies hacked his 'phone while he was using it to call Mr Taliban at Taliban H.Q. about sending Afghans back.
It's all legit. That French garage owner will back him up.

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@BenGrahamUK Why - when didn't that happen? Which one of those is his daughter?

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Borrowed from politcal.satirical on Threads.

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

You are AN ELECTED MP, you doughnut. That makes your earnings OUR BUSINESS.

People are saying they’ve not seen him this angry before, yeah, because he’s not faced accountability before.

He’s completely buckled under a fraction of the scrutiny that other MPs have endured.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

Been saying this all day

Share - it needs to happen

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@RealPatriotsRVQ @patriots777888 There are bacteria from dog-poo on the pavement which are more trustworthy than Nigel "Run Away" Fragile his company.

It's a bit odd - but welcome relief: we haven't heard from Dickie @TiceRichard Tice & @ZiaYusufUK recently.

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@AmericaRecharge ...just be re-posting nonsense & stories which are complete b*ll*cks.

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@AmericaRecharge I'd certainly be happy that some could employ him as an anti-scam & anti-fraud expert.
How someone could have blatantly perpetrated a fraud while being prominent in the public eye AND have cowed an independent press into not report such potential offence.
Of course, you might...

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@MarieBell626390 @RealPatriotsRVQ @kkhanskk Thanks for clearing up that for us, you joint HMRC & Parliamentary standards inquiry team.

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@Socket1Sophie ...and hypocrisy.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

FIFA President Gianni Infantino has held talks with Donald Trump over the possibility of the US being given a 1 goal head start in their World Cup tie against Belgium as a “gesture of goodwill.”

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@Hutch91452Lorna @RealPatriotsRVQ Yes, but quantify '1,000 times'.
1.1 times, possibly.
0.7 times, more likely.

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@StephenM You simp.

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@MarieBell626390 @RealPatriotsRVQ @kkhanskk Yes, of course it is.
Why has Nigel Fragile been running away from scrutiny these past few weeks?

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@smithfreel Eh? What nonsense is that about labour wanting EU to make our decisions for us?
Fancy misunderstanding how EU works & displaying it here.

Most of us want a return to EU because that's where easily-won, frictionless 2-way trade is.

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@mikeerwydd1968 @smithfreel No, this is fine.

Oh. Oh, I see. It's satire, is it?