Johnny!

British by birth, EU citizen by choice.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@berlinairport you are the
worst. What an absolute embarrassment! No escalators at arrival gates, & train/tram announcement boards down and NO staff to help people. Announcements only in German! What a lovely welcome & first impression of German. You STINK
#Germany #Berlin

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@jk_rowling Next time you’re having a dump in a public loo, try to think about something nice instead of what the person in the next stall has between their legs.
Have a good life!

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@jk_rowling Why are people so obsessed with who is doing their business in the cabin next to them??? Does it matter?

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@CriticalCupcake @elonmusk Funny thing is that Elon’s hair transplant is actually ‘gender reaffirming surgery’

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@jk_rowling In the USA, many public bathrooms have huge gaps at the bottom of the stalls and sometimes, you can even see through the door gap. We don’t have that so much in Europe as our stalls are mostly fully contained/private.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@elonmusk Says Musk who had gender reaffirming surgery! (Yes, folks. Like it or not, that’s exactly what his hair transplant is!)

[Brent Lee @BrentLeeSDCIC]

Sorry Melania, there's a new First Lady in the wings.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@GuillermElodie Turd

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@lufthansa @Lufthansa_DE @MunichAirp This is what you get when you book a flight with a connection with cheap & nasty #Lufthansa
This is the service you get for over 80 flights a year.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

1/2 Never book a connection flight with @lufthansa @Lufthansa_DE which uses a bus connection! Now on a bus from #innsbruck to @MunichAirp. Just awful! Bus used local roads and already on it for 2.5hrs. My flight boards in 45mins and we are now 25mins away in traffic jams.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

2/2 journey is bumpy, uncomfortable, and it’s simply unreliable! I’ll probably miss my flight now. I hate this experience. It feels totally budget and. Whoever approved this routing needs to be fired. #PoorService #CustomerService #CustomerServiceFail #Airline #Lufthansa

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@BorisJohnson Oh for goodness sake. Are you still here baggy Boris?

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@RishiSunak Bye. Good riddance. You won’t be missed.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@RishiSunak ‘Con’servatives are enemy of the people. #RishiSunak lacks credibility and charisma. #goodriddancerishi
#ConservativeParty #Labour #Conservatives

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@RishiSunak 😂 not. A.chance.
You lack charisma & credibility. Bye and #goodriddancerishi

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@elonmusk 🙄 Elon Musk thinks he’s God.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@berlinairport this airport is a total shambles!!!! Shame on you.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

This cowboy is a partner of @easyJet
@easyJet is a budget company. You know what you get. At @GreenMotion you’ll be cornered at pick up and scammed! #CustomerExperience #customerfeedback #customerreview #CustomerSatisfaction #carhire

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

@GreenMotion is a cowboy 🤠 company and a shoddy operation. Avoid them at all costs. Pay a bit more by booking with a reputable company and avoid being cornered by these cowboys at point of pick up. They’ll find any and every way to get more money from you.

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

Never never use @GreenMotion #carhire #bristol #bristolairport
@easyJet shame on you for using this partner who scams and rip offs your customers! Maybe all in the small print but what a horrible experience this was. #CustomerServiceFail #easyjet #CustomerExperience

[Johnny! @JohnldtUk]

Never never use @GreenMotion #carhire #bristol #bristolairport
@easyJet shame on you for using this partner who scams and rip offs your customers! Maybe all in the small print but what a horrible experience this was. #CustomerServiceFail #easyjet #CustomerExperience