John Mwangi

Commercial Accountant//Auditor//Investor//
Car Enthusiast.

[John Mwangi @Johnm_ke]

@Athena_Kelvinm @NjiruAdv @WilliamsRuto I think he was referring to an EIA.

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@ledamalekina It's called "opportunity cost". If you choose to take a particular path/ opportunity instead of the other, be at peace and accept that you're are losing the benefits that come with the forfeited path. Otherwise, we'll have a million civil servants vying for every post.

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@polo_kimanii @mbiti_mwondi Ata aki thread carefully ni sawa pia

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@citizentvkenya You've 6.8m followers and you actually chose to feed them this. Sad indeed.

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@LarryMadowo .........and here you are, tweeting in the same language those colonial masters taught you.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

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@polo_kimanii Takes one to know one, right?

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https://t.co/DCEnDSKshs

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@anj_116_ Number yenyewe iko na equals sign. Their weekend had started early.

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@shobanes Juu ata wewe huezi skia poa kukopesha pesa kadame you've a crush on eti for an emergency alafu ukakute hapo local kakinunulia majamaa mizinga. Na Ile tu pesa.

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@poetsafriqana @KRACorporate @KRACare You're owed or you owe?

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@legitson_1 @KRACorporate @KRACare This is not their mandate. Hiyo ni kazi ya @NPSOfficial_KE na @EACCKenya . Kazi Yao ni kucollect what's deemed due.

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@SpaceAgencyKE @UNOOSA While others are sending humans beyond the moon, we're launching climate camera payloads. We're definitely living in different worlds. Anyway, congratulations.

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@JaneFKyalo "ata haikuwa mizigo mingi, kamoja tu hivi..."

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@KRACorporate @mukua_karimi @kamauwaruhiu @KRACare Wueh!.....

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@asilimecheng @ephraimnjegafan .....

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@_fels1 @ivymuthe The last 3 months would prolly add up to 90 days max. Attending 100 funerals technically translates to more than 1 per day. I don't think even the area mp looking for votes would do that.
That tweet is defective.

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@Thuranira_1 @Realjoseck Dude, he's basically asked two questions in his tweet. Whether it's robbery with violence or is it just stealing. Your answer is "yes". Yes to what????

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@Fred_kisaki @Thuranira_1 Four of my friends and I.........

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Niiiice......

[Math Files @Math_files]

A maths meme that is actually funny rather than stupid:
Solve carefully!
230 - 220 × 0.5 =?

You probably won’t believe it but the answer is 5!