El Capitan

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

To be entirely clear, the 88 in my name was my Jersey number back when I played. Any fascists can fuck all the way off; my family made it their business to fuck Nazis up as much as possible in the '40s.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@ChrisMarsden47 @fesshole 'anging is too good for 'em!

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@KingotNorth1 @joe_yer99 More Junior Funrun than master race.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@ParsonsC446 @joe_yer99 Is that a political uniform? I thought they all worked at a large chain retailer by the vibes.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@garychalkpics @joe_yer99 Wow, DEVO are really changing it up.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@PrideNXP @ericalindbeck @StreamilyLive Its all good; I was just reassuring that it was real in case you were thinking of getting one. Don't feel bad about it, AI was trained on legit art so sometimes it's hard to tell.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@ericalindbeck @StreamilyLive Yassssss. Sassy Loona picture ordered.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@PrideNXP @ericalindbeck @StreamilyLive It's by Cosmic Heart Attacks. Its Digital, but I do not believe it is AI, as far as i am aware Erica commissioned it.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@wendeeluvz @MarsBars90504 https://t.co/fvJU4IZXDv

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@fesshole Change your diet, my dude.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@SagoLabsVC @fesshole Sieges are very sexy. Battering rams, grapples, Forlorn Hope...its all there.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@wolfiesantics Nothing says "Fuck about and Find out" like a flag with a dragon on it.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@CatastropiClara Personally? Long. But living with girls made me realise what a pain for them it was. So whatever works for you.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@willowitcher Yeah...just...talk.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@texxas @kirawontmiss "Dookie?"

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@schoolgirlnova Me

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Here's my eulogy to Hulk Hogan. I apologize in advance to all the wrestlers who follow me. Hogan is a textbook example of American mediocrity. Despite being a racist, sycophantic, backstabbing grifter, almost every match he's ever had was a flat one-star snoozefest. He was so wack between the ropes that his finisher was a leg drop. A fucking leg drop. Hogan was positively identified for ratting out the locker room to the bosses when wrestlers tried to unionize. He engaged in aggressive backstage politics to suppress talent and protect his position. Hogan refused to put wrestlers over even though they out-worked and out-performed him every night. He never wanted to make anyone else look good and he always wanted a lion's share of the pay. He had one of the most inflated and most undeserved egos in entertainment, and all his movies sucked. Hogan relied on the same schtick for decades and failed to adapt to a changing audience before becoming a MAGA influencer in his final days.

RIP Iron Sheik

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@willowitcher May I suggest a self-help book?

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@MisssCaitlyn *someone* wanted him dead though, so there's that.

[El Capitan @Johnny88Black]

@willowitcher I love her "ta-da!" and the immediate overreaction.

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@willowitcher Less typing! More cosplay!