Johnny B. Goode

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."

[Johnny B. Goode @JohnnyBGoodeUSA]

@AdamKinzinger She is a lowlife

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@MatthewModine @netflix Finally!! Can't wait to revisit it!

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@AndriySadovyi Hey @grok,
Was Jarosław Kaczyński one of the first foreign politicians to visit Ukraine by train from Poland to show support for Ukraine in 2022 shortly after the Russian invasion?

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@implausibleblog Thanks for the referendum, David. Great idea!

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@TomCruise @elonmusk LEGEND!!

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@marcin_przydacz TRACI NA TYM PRZEDE WSZYSTKIM POLSKA

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@igorsushko You must be a fucking idiot to call President Nawrocki a Kremlin asset! Like him or not, he's the President of Poland, elected by over 10,6 million Poles.
You guys are becoming such arrogant pricks it's not even funny.

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@DMokryk Piłsudski, Dmowski, and Armia Krajowa did not commit a barbaric genocide on Ukrainians, while UPA murdered tens of thousands of Polish civilians during WWII. Big difference, to put it mildly!

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@VGroysman Dlaczego ten wpis nie jest po polsku, skoro adresowany jest do Narodu Polskiego??

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@andrii_sybiha Dziękujemy za wpis po polsku, na co niestety nie było stać Prezydenta Zeleńskiego, a Polacy to dostrzegają! @ZelenskyyUa

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@Polymarket Montenegro, Albania, and Iceland

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@HunterBiden Joe Biden gave us a new federal holiday (Juneteenth), and Trump is building a fucking ballroom for himself. Fact!

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@HunterBiden @RealCandaceO YES!

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@HunterBiden He was the hunted, now he's the Hunter!

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@gardnerakayla @POTUS Great job, Akayla!

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@FoxNews @CheriJacobus CREATED BY TRUMP!

[Cormac 🇵🇸 @yungpapist]

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

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@WarNewsPL1 Tramp :)))))

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Has anyone else noticed how he manages to ruin EVERY fucking weekend?