Johnny Begale

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

@PeteButtigieg @PeteButtigieg forget VP, straight to the top of the ticket, let's get serious. America needs it

[ULA @ulalaunch]

LIFTOFF of the first United Launch Alliance #VulcanRocket!

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The unexpected sound of a Shoebill stork

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

Southwest Airlines Vacation Deals, "Wanna GTF away?"

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

F1 podcast for other F1 wankers out there:

https://t.co/UgDTK74SAW

[Daily Star Sport @DailyStar_Sport]

Michael Masi, the bungling former F1 race director whose decision-making cost Lewis Hamilton an eighth world title, has left the FIA.

https://t.co/0oyglRt5r9

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is the moment a beluga whale returns a phone to a person who accidentally dropped it into the harbour waters of Norway

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

@elonmusk There you go, there's the root...inspire people to go to back to school, become self taught, follow their curiosities around how things work, how to plant beautiful gardens, etc....social media sux. U.S. adults are conditioned to just follow orders...we have to break that...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@PPathole @teslaownersSV Yeah, it’s crazy. Model 3 has the most US content of any car made today.

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

for motor heads

https://t.co/DXgiIi18NV

[Banana for scale 🍌📏 @scale_banana]

In Japan if a tree is in the way of road building, they bind the roots and move it.

[GoodNewsCorrespondent @GoodNewsCorres1]

(Italy) Enjoy 5-year-old Alberto Cartuccia Cingolani performing some Mozart.🎶🎵

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

@ChaseSupport @Chase Hey guys, I've been locked out of my online banking account for 4 days. I am currently in England and your fraud department is closed. I keep getting transferred and have spent a ton of my phone minutes with little service on your end. Any help here?

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

@chicagobulls Michael Jordan, 45, white jersey.

2nd, was Dennis Rodman, 91, red jersey.

Both barely fit, but do fit. 💪

[Connor Franta @connorfranta]

WE NEED TO BAN CONVERSION
THERAPY IN AMERICA NOW.

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

Guess what...Paulina with the renovation has officially reopened?!

#newyearnewpaulina
#werewaitingforyou
#construction
#meatemporium

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Vote.

[Johnny Begale @JohnnyBegale]

@chipfranklin Q: Am I reading the data right? Is the mortality rate 30% for inactive cases in US? If so, safe assumption that % will go down as we are better equipped for treatment but a % people should acknowledge and talk about as of now to understand #ShelterInPlace

[Ziggy @ZiggythePig]

When burgers can air fry?!

#nowweretalking #creativityispower #airfryingburgers #whatelsecanyouairfry

[Ziggy @ZiggythePig]

So a man runs to the psychiatrist and says, "Doc, I need your help. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doc asks, "How long has she thought this?"

"For 2 years!"

"Why did you wait so long to come to me?!"

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."