Johnny Emerson

Wouldn't yer loike ter git ter nu an Oirish paddy loike meself?

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http://spifflicated.11.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=9133#9133

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@KipConway @lenamarshall You too can shut the hell up! Serenity now!

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@serenityfails Not you, go away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5513mXmQbw4

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@lenamarshall Some man named Seinfeld taught me it as a means of calming down when I get mad. Serenity now!

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@lenamarshall Serenity now!

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@lenamarshall You stay out of it!

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@BabyfaceFrankie I dare ya to kiss a girl when we're in Jackstead.

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@BabyfaceFrankie You're so cute, and you know it. I saw you blushing when those dolls above were talking about s-e-x.

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@serenityfails - Babyface is a lot cuter than that, y'know.

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@RubyDessie You're crazy.

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@lenamarshall Lena, why don't you wanna give me a chance? I'm coming all the way on a boat for you. You know how long I been on this boat?

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@lenamarshall Aw, dollface, I can woo you. Come on, would you have written so many lovely letters to me if you didn't feel somethin' for me?

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@lenamarshall You'll love me one day. Wait 'til you see this hand I got! So much better than the one you met before.

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@lenamarshall You aren't my property, you're my girl!

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@lenamarshall I'm not letting *it* go if I'm in danger of losing my doll to a...a...a...

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@lenamarshall

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@lenamarshall What? What does that mean? Dollface, I can buy you anything you want, take you anywhere you want, and do anything you want!

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@lenamarshall What's he got that I don't? Besides all his natural fingers.

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@RubyDessie SHE WOULD NOT.

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Even I don't care about the v-word.