the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought
we were coming back from an LOTR and talking about sam and frodo being gay in the back seat. dad's gf said that was homophobic and i said i'm bi it's not homophobic. and then the car ride was very quiet and nobody addressed it until more than a year later
specifically dad was like is that... still.... true... if so what do i tell the family. and i was like i dunno the truth?? that sounds like your problem dude
talk to your doctor about wegozil. shout at your doctor about blarpo. whisper with your doctor about cixyl. show your doctor the sign (👌🤦♀️👏) for flonartil. laugh with your doctor about wexadry. email your doctor about drongle. glance meaningfully at your doctor about floova