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@zenyanna literally exactly

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"she's changing her name from kitty to karen" because she grew out of her early transition catgirl phase

[casey innit @cantsmokehere]

the line “i want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong…. jacket” reads like it’s trying to set up for an innuendo that it then subverts, but i can’t think of any sexual feature of a woman that could sub in for “jacket”, unless the guys from cake are way cooler than i thought

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i didn't have a chance to come out to mom because she called my gay ass out before i could say anything

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we were coming back from an LOTR and talking about sam and frodo being gay in the back seat. dad's gf said that was homophobic and i said i'm bi it's not homophobic. and then the car ride was very quiet and nobody addressed it until more than a year later

[whales ☁️ @cowboywale]

happy pride month… racontez-moi vos coming out je suis curieux

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specifically dad was like is that... still.... true... if so what do i tell the family. and i was like i dunno the truth?? that sounds like your problem dude

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@sweetseaslug now it's just extra slippery

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

LET THE BODIES KEEP THE SCORE

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@emolluminati jennifer coolidge voice I'M TAKING THE DOG DUMBASS

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

People are only hating on The Backrooms because it dares to imagine a queer-friendly third space

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dan oslon could make the next grizzly man

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Who's the Next Curry Barker? Hollywood Insiders Pick the YouTubers With Box Office Potential https://t.co/iQfn3w3s1M

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@beybuniki benny was sandwiching them

[tyla woakley @ilygaruka]

id never "play" in my butt bc its no laughing matter to me

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@emolluminati selfshipping with nate the backwards cap bro

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@emolluminati mostly i'm confused they're calling it "until dawn 2" but i guess they decided the name had selling power

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i'd rather try defying gravity

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

The left is doing everything in their power to prevent you from seeing this. This completely destroys their entire narrative.

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@emolluminati I'M ABOUT TO

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@gafellic literally when i watched it i was like this dude is doing silent hill puzzles

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

talk to your doctor about wegozil. shout at your doctor about blarpo. whisper with your doctor about cixyl. show your doctor the sign (👌🤦‍♀️👏) for flonartil. laugh with your doctor about wexadry. email your doctor about drongle. glance meaningfully at your doctor about floova