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@mxmonstermax Crackers or sushi?

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@Steve_Dangle Any chance we could get Sammy's dad to come and talk to the rest of the team?

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@mxmonstermax Society is on the verge of creating sentient Artificial Intelligence, but we've yet to resolve the oldest ethical dilemma in our history:

Is it a crime to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

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They should make Danny Jensen a judge on Dragons' Den with how much he's hit by pitches

#bluejays

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@mxmonstermax I think you fell into your own psyche again.

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@mxmonstermax Whatever growth Bass needs to do has to start with him and come from him, and him alone. I hope it's a path he chooses to walk, and not one that he's shoved down by his employers as lip service to Pride incorporated.

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@mxmonstermax This reeks of desperation. Rogers/Jays literally out here with the "we can't possibly be intolerant, all our friends are gay, including this homophobe we're forcing into Pride!"

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@mxmonstermax "God loves you. The deranged cultists that go to school meetings to scream hostile gospel at queer students do not. Our church sees that as a 'you problem'. Please continue to donate $$$ and siphon us tax dollars for all of the property tax bills that we are exempt from."

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@mxmonstermax This team has the grit of massage oil

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@mxmonstermax A case study in why we can't have anything nice

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@mxmonstermax I'll talk about it with you, I love all the biology stuff! I know so many weird animal facts about rodents and bugs and all the other pests out there.

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@mxmonstermax I know I've hit my chest rep goals when I can't reach across myself to put on a seat belt without tearing up.

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@mxmonstermax Wtf does that even mean? It sounds like someone's ultimate attack in Final Fantasy

[jump (for my love) @JodiesJumpsuit]

Toronto snowstorm officials: “We have sprayed the streets with brine. We have pickled the city. In twenty four hours Toronto will be like a whole chicken ready to be roasted in the oven. We have thrown half a lemon down Yonge Street”

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@mxmonstermax Turing test failed.

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@TorontoHydro Claiming "5000" customers, I assume you count each multi-unit tower as a single client. This is very disingenuous. Upwards of 35,000 people live in the area affected. Please do not let your PR damage control slide into outright disinformation.

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@mxmonstermax I feel weird "liking" this but yeah, ditto. My subway home last night got held TWICE due to disturbances on the train. It feels like it's getting worse every day.

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@mxmonstermax Media came out saying "I guess nobody is gonna challenge him" while putting in ZERO effort to cover rival platforms or provide any support at all. Really? How hard would it have been to do a one hour sit-down interview with Penalosa or Brown and post that?