Johnathan Quick Ego

Parody account, soon to be 2 time Stanley Cup and Conn Smythe winner

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

@jonathan_towes are you fucking dumb, your mom has more hair on her legs than you do on your face, figure it out fuckhead

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

@jonathan_towes nice playoff beard pussy, your mom has more hair on her legs #donkey

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Pretty fucking sure I just fucked a rocket in patty kane's car, totally fucking smashed and nobody cares

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Best birth control method.....bitch wearing my jersey, nobody ever scores

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

@jonathan_towes good one bud, the only things girls like you for is carrying their bags around the mall #friendzoned #hagayy

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

@jonathan_towes coming from the ugliest fucking guy in the league

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

@SupJeffCarter #perksofftheoffseason #bitchesonspeeddial

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Ya fuck I get it we lost but I bet you I get more ass than Toews does tonight

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

For the city of angels, we sure have a lot of whores #notcomplaining

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Woke up time to hit the fuckin' gym #huge

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Well I had no chance on 2 of 3 goals and got no offensive support

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Let's fucking go here

[Anže Kopitar @Not_AnzeKopitar]

"What the fuck" - Kane

Yeah Quick does that to people

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

@jonathan_towes it's not my fault my team can't fucking bury, and my tending's good enough to keep you quiet

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

@jonathan_towes wow plus 1 you're just a fucking all star

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

@jonathan_towes you still haven't done anything.....

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Somebody get me a fucking beer

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Flash the leather #brickwall

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

Nice rebound control Crawford, I'm giving lessons if you want #sieve

[Johnathan Quick Ego @JohnnyQuickEgo]

These fucking refs are awful