SLIME SHITTTT

I’m a killer girl I’m sorry‼️ but I can’t change 💯💯📲

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

Was working on the mower with my neighbor he offers me a beer I say wow you even have my brand he goes yeah I got it so it’s here when you come over

[🌸Lumi🐦‍⬛ @DumbLumiThing]

How to remove wine stain? My friend had spilt a small glass of wine and I need urgent help to clean this up

[ang @fatmustyincel]

Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred

[SNAPPY @crybabybtzzz]

I’m in the monster section of Target

[Gay Metro Boomin @gaymetroboomin]

Metro Boomin want some dick nigga!

[𝓩 @zzyzx420]

nothing in the fridge. nothing in the cabinets. there’s nothing to eat in this house but pussy.

[slayr @countdragons]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW.

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

slob on my knob
sponge on my bob
I’m Mr Krabs
come do your job

[tex @texmeplease]

throwing a 20 dollar bill at the strip club and then grabbing some ones off the ground to make change

[nathaniel @nathanielro]

Squidward was in his 40s in 1999 meaning he had his prime years during the AIDS crisis. It’s likely he spent a large portion of his life closeted or self-loathing. It makes sense he would resent SpongeBob’s carefree lifestyle. SpongeBob is everything Squidward couldn't be

[Sarcastic Sally @karenann_LA]

@Illusory_Ace

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I want to see that movie Bathrooms

[chico 🪐 @chicosversion]

did the zoo just get wifi or what

[SLIME SHITTTT @rivermonster__]

@EMDBAN_ @Cindtrillella Just shut up bro, and get his dick out your mouth